Seek One knocks down a TN stud!!

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Antler Daddy said:
What about a small farm pond or a city park pond? Is that okay?
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I can see Seek1 now....walking into Bass Pro in the pre dawn light, making sure to park their truck under that police tower in the Opry Mills parking lot, then meeting up with armed mall security.

The guard punches in the security code to disarm it, their new Heydudes shoes squeaking on the freshly polished floor as the walk in, cutting the silence of the eerie department store with its taxidermied eyes fixated on the sport fishermen. Lee looks towards his cameraman and whispers "We have worked so hard for this moment, countless miles on our trucks, knocking on department store managers doors, begging for permission to access these giant large mouth that lurk the tanks of these urban fisheries."

The guard wishes them luck as he locks the door back, telling them if they need anything he will be at the Starbucks lounge. Lee slips him a crisp $100 bill, thanking him, knowing the underpaid night shift guard would take half that but Lee didn't mind "tipping" him a little extra because, he knew, this fishing trip would get him to 100k subscribers, it was worth the small price.

As Lee climbs to the top of the aquarium, with cameraman in tow, the hairs on the back of his neck rise....he knows something isn't right, as he turns, he is face-to-face with a giant Bear! He fumbles his fishing rod but catches it before it falls, for a brief moment his life flashed before his eyes until realizing it was just another piece of prized taxidermy. The fumbling of the fishing rod spooked a few giant blue gill, suspended under a submerged log. Luckily the 23lb large mouth at the other end of the tank wasn't phased. That was Lee's fish, the one he drove all this way for.

He first learned about this fish from a random Facebook post. His niece had just went on a field trip here, the teacher posted a picture of the class in front of the aquarium and unsuspecting to the entire internet world, there frozen in a wave like motion was the worlds largest Bass, Micropterus salmoides, nothing micro about this urban giant!

Like a seasoned fisherman, Lee eloquently flipped the jig towards the back corner of the tank. As the lure hit the surface it sent a series of ripples through the calm water. The blue gill, now on edge, broke their suspension and schooled towards a rock cliff for security. Startling the giant blue cat as they swam pass, his giant fins stirring up the settled debris on the bottom of the tank.
The jig hit its mark but the enormous Bass wasn't interested, he was laser focused on the commotion at the other end of the tank. Lee retrieved the lure and flipped it once again, this time the Bass wasn't having it and the entire tank exploded. Like a scene out of Jaws, the Bass broke the water plane as Lee set the hook. His rod nearly doubled over and the tension on the braided line was testing its limits. He fought with all his power and his muscles pushed the short cut sleeves on his shirt towards his shoulders, the cameraman zoomed in to his bulging biceps knowing the fans would love it.
As the urban monster fought with all its might, Lee over powered it with his Thor like strength, being powered by those fans smashing the like and subscribe button in the You Tube live video. With his fishing rod held high he bent down, with courage like no other, he shoved his free hand into the turbulent water.....fans glued to their phones, waiting for what felt like an eternity to see this mythical urban creature meet his faith with the worlds most awesome fisherman from ATL.
You could hear a pin drop across the globe as fans paused their busy schedules to witness this most awesome world event, then it was like the air had been let out of a giant balloon. The live feed was lost, thousands across the world were left in disbelief. Meanwhile, back in the mall, the power went out. Lee was left fighting the beast in the pitch black dark, while across the mall the security guard was sound asleep. His pumpkin latte spilt across the emergency power shut off panel (which had been installed after the infamous flood to prevent an electrical fire). Moments before, the guard sat his latte on the panel edge during his routine safety check, afterwards he leaned back in his chair and felt the drowsiness over come him so he kicked his feet up for a short nap, unknowingly knocking the coffee over and shorting out the power.

Fans were now getting upset, workplaces reporting chaos as fans tried to figure out what had happened, refusing to work until they knew the results of the battle.
Joe Biden had been forced to release a statement, fearing Republicans might blame his sons laptop for the outage..."the result of Lee's condition is unknown but we do have reports that the Russians and Trump are involved". Was this a last ditch effort to steal the mid terms? Tndeer politcal forum exploded with conspiracy theories, the internet traffic was insane.
Just as martial law was about to be declared, a simple Instagram photo appeared. Captioned "Lee vs Goliath" and there stood, proud above the tank, with the beast in his hand was the worlds greatest Urban Fish Tank Fisherman holding the new world record Large Mouth. #shoutouttomyfanboys
 
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AT Hiker said:
I can see Seek1 now....walking into Bass Pro in the pre dawn light, making sure to park their truck under that police tower in the Opry Mills parking lot, then meeting up with armed mall security.

The guard punches in the security code to disarm it, their new Heydudes shoes squeaking on the freshly polished floor as the walk in, cutting the silence of the eerie department store with its taxidermied eyes fixated on the sport fishermen. Lee looks towards his cameraman and whispers "We have worked so hard for this moment, countless miles on our trucks, knocking on department store managers doors, begging for permission to access these giant large mouth that lurk the tanks of these urban fisheries."

The guard wishes them luck as he locks the door back, telling them if they need anything he will be at the Starbucks lounge. Lee slips him a crisp $100 bill, thanking him, knowing the underpaid night shift guard would take half that but Lee didn't mind "tipping" him a little extra because, he knew, this fishing trip would get him to 100k subscribers, it was worth the small price.

As Lee climbs to the top of the aquarium, with cameraman in tow, the hairs on the back of his neck rise....he knows something isn't right, as he turns, he is face-to-face with a giant Bear! He fumbles his fishing rod but catches it before it falls, for a brief moment his life flashed before his eyes until realizing it was just another piece of prized taxidermy. The fumbling of the fishing rod spooked a few giant blue gill, suspended under a submerged log. Luckily the 23lb large mouth at the other end of the tank wasn't phased. That was Lee's fish, the one he drove all this way for.

He first learned about this fish from a random Facebook post. His niece had just went on a field trip here, the teacher posted a picture of the class in front of the aquarium and unsuspecting to the entire internet world, there frozen in a wave like motion was the worlds largest Bass, Micropterus salmoides, nothing micro about this urban giant!

Like a seasoned fisherman, Lee eloquently flipped the jig towards the back corner of the tank. As the lure hit the surface it sent a series of ripples through the calm water. The blue gill, now on edge, broke their suspension and schooled towards a rock cliff for security. Startling the giant blue cat as they swam pass, his giant fins stirring up the settled debris on the bottom of the tank.
The jig hit its mark but the enormous Bass wasn't interested, he was laser focused on the commotion at the other end of the tank. Lee retrieved the lure and flipped it once again, this time the Bass wasn't having it and the entire tank exploded. Like a scene out of Jaws, the Bass broke the water plane as Lee set the hook. His rod nearly doubled over and the tension on the braided line was testing its limits. He fought with all his power and his muscles pushed the short cut sleeves on his shirt towards his shoulders, the cameraman zoomed in to his bulging biceps knowing the fans would love it.
As the urban monster fought with all its might, Lee over powered it with his Thor like strength, being powered by those fans smashing the like and subscribe button in the You Tube live video. With his fishing rod held high he bent down, with courage like no other, he shoved his free hand into the turbulent water.....fans glued to their phones, waiting for what felt like an eternity to see this mythical urban creature meet his faith with the worlds most awesome fisherman from ATL.
You could hear a pin drop across the globe as fans paused their busy schedules to witness this most awesome world event, then it was like the air had been let out of a giant balloon. The live feed was lost, thousands across the world were left in disbelief. Meanwhile, back in the mall, the power went out. Lee was left fighting the beast in the pitch black dark, while across the mall the security guard was sound asleep. His pumpkin latte spilt across the emergency power shut off panel (which had been installed after the infamous flood to prevent an electrical fire). Moments before, the guard sat his latte on the panel edge during his routine safety check, afterwards he leaned back in his chair and felt the drowsiness over come him so he kicked his feet up for a short nap, unknowingly knocking the coffee over and shorting out the power.

Fans were now getting upset, workplaces reporting chaos as fans tried to figure out what had happened, refusing to work until they knew the results of the battle.
Joe Biden had been forced to release a statement, fearing Republicans might blame his sons laptop for the outage..."the result of Lee's condition is unknown but we do have reports that the Russians and Trump are involved". Was this a last ditch effort to steal the mid terms? Tndeer politcal forum exploded with conspiracy theories, the internet traffic was insane.
Just as martial law was about to be declared, a simple Instagram photo appeared. Captioned "Lee vs Goliath" and there stood, proud above the tank, with the beast in his hand was the worlds greatest Urban Fish Tank Fisherman holding the new world record Large Mouth. #shoutouttomyfanboys
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I felt like I was there with him while reading this.
 
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AT Hiker said:
I can see Seek1 now....walking into Bass Pro in the pre dawn light, making sure to park their truck under that police tower in the Opry Mills parking lot, then meeting up with armed mall security.

The guard punches in the security code to disarm it, their new Heydudes shoes squeaking on the freshly polished floor as the walk in, cutting the silence of the eerie department store with its taxidermied eyes fixated on the sport fishermen. Lee looks towards his cameraman and whispers "We have worked so hard for this moment, countless miles on our trucks, knocking on department store managers doors, begging for permission to access these giant large mouth that lurk the tanks of these urban fisheries."

The guard wishes them luck as he locks the door back, telling them if they need anything he will be at the Starbucks lounge. Lee slips him a crisp $100 bill, thanking him, knowing the underpaid night shift guard would take half that but Lee didn't mind "tipping" him a little extra because, he knew, this fishing trip would get him to 100k subscribers, it was worth the small price.

As Lee climbs to the top of the aquarium, with cameraman in tow, the hairs on the back of his neck rise....he knows something isn't right, as he turns, he is face-to-face with a giant Bear! He fumbles his fishing rod but catches it before it falls, for a brief moment his life flashed before his eyes until realizing it was just another piece of prized taxidermy. The fumbling of the fishing rod spooked a few giant blue gill, suspended under a submerged log. Luckily the 23lb large mouth at the other end of the tank wasn't phased. That was Lee's fish, the one he drove all this way for.

He first learned about this fish from a random Facebook post. His niece had just went on a field trip here, the teacher posted a picture of the class in front of the aquarium and unsuspecting to the entire internet world, there frozen in a wave like motion was the worlds largest Bass, Micropterus salmoides, nothing micro about this urban giant!

Like a seasoned fisherman, Lee eloquently flipped the jig towards the back corner of the tank. As the lure hit the surface it sent a series of ripples through the calm water. The blue gill, now on edge, broke their suspension and schooled towards a rock cliff for security. Startling the giant blue cat as they swam pass, his giant fins stirring up the settled debris on the bottom of the tank.
The jig hit its mark but the enormous Bass wasn't interested, he was laser focused on the commotion at the other end of the tank. Lee retrieved the lure and flipped it once again, this time the Bass wasn't having it and the entire tank exploded. Like a scene out of Jaws, the Bass broke the water plane as Lee set the hook. His rod nearly doubled over and the tension on the braided line was testing its limits. He fought with all his power and his muscles pushed the short cut sleeves on his shirt towards his shoulders, the cameraman zoomed in to his bulging biceps knowing the fans would love it.
As the urban monster fought with all its might, Lee over powered it with his Thor like strength, being powered by those fans smashing the like and subscribe button in the You Tube live video. With his fishing rod held high he bent down, with courage like no other, he shoved his free hand into the turbulent water.....fans glued to their phones, waiting for what felt like an eternity to see this mythical urban creature meet his faith with the worlds most awesome fisherman from ATL.
You could hear a pin drop across the globe as fans paused their busy schedules to witness this most awesome world event, then it was like the air had been let out of a giant balloon. The live feed was lost, thousands across the world were left in disbelief. Meanwhile, back in the mall, the power went out. Lee was left fighting the beast in the pitch black dark, while across the mall the security guard was sound asleep. His pumpkin latte spilt across the emergency power shut off panel (which had been installed after the infamous flood to prevent an electrical fire). Moments before, the guard sat his latte on the panel edge during his routine safety check, afterwards he leaned back in his chair and felt the drowsiness over come him so he kicked his feet up for a short nap, unknowingly knocking the coffee over and shorting out the power.

Fans were now getting upset, workplaces reporting chaos as fans tried to figure out what had happened, refusing to work until they knew the results of the battle.
Joe Biden had been forced to release a statement, fearing Republicans might blame his sons laptop for the outage..."the result of Lee's condition is unknown but we do have reports that the Russians and Trump are involved". Was this a last ditch effort to steal the mid terms? Tndeer politcal forum exploded with conspiracy theories, the internet traffic was insane.
Just as martial law was about to be declared, a simple Instagram photo appeared. Captioned "Lee vs Goliath" and there stood, proud above the tank, with the beast in his hand was the worlds greatest Urban Fish Tank Fisherman holding the new world record Large Mouth. #shoutouttomyfanboys
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This wins the internet for today!
 
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AT Hiker said:
I can see Seek1 now....walking into Bass Pro in the pre dawn light, making sure to park their truck under that police tower in the Opry Mills parking lot, then meeting up with armed mall security.

The guard punches in the security code to disarm it, their new Heydudes shoes squeaking on the freshly polished floor as the walk in, cutting the silence of the eerie department store with its taxidermied eyes fixated on the sport fishermen. Lee looks towards his cameraman and whispers "We have worked so hard for this moment, countless miles on our trucks, knocking on department store managers doors, begging for permission to access these giant large mouth that lurk the tanks of these urban fisheries."

The guard wishes them luck as he locks the door back, telling them if they need anything he will be at the Starbucks lounge. Lee slips him a crisp $100 bill, thanking him, knowing the underpaid night shift guard would take half that but Lee didn't mind "tipping" him a little extra because, he knew, this fishing trip would get him to 100k subscribers, it was worth the small price.

As Lee climbs to the top of the aquarium, with cameraman in tow, the hairs on the back of his neck rise....he knows something isn't right, as he turns, he is face-to-face with a giant Bear! He fumbles his fishing rod but catches it before it falls, for a brief moment his life flashed before his eyes until realizing it was just another piece of prized taxidermy. The fumbling of the fishing rod spooked a few giant blue gill, suspended under a submerged log. Luckily the 23lb large mouth at the other end of the tank wasn't phased. That was Lee's fish, the one he drove all this way for.

He first learned about this fish from a random Facebook post. His niece had just went on a field trip here, the teacher posted a picture of the class in front of the aquarium and unsuspecting to the entire internet world, there frozen in a wave like motion was the worlds largest Bass, Micropterus salmoides, nothing micro about this urban giant!

Like a seasoned fisherman, Lee eloquently flipped the jig towards the back corner of the tank. As the lure hit the surface it sent a series of ripples through the calm water. The blue gill, now on edge, broke their suspension and schooled towards a rock cliff for security. Startling the giant blue cat as they swam pass, his giant fins stirring up the settled debris on the bottom of the tank.
The jig hit its mark but the enormous Bass wasn't interested, he was laser focused on the commotion at the other end of the tank. Lee retrieved the lure and flipped it once again, this time the Bass wasn't having it and the entire tank exploded. Like a scene out of Jaws, the Bass broke the water plane as Lee set the hook. His rod nearly doubled over and the tension on the braided line was testing its limits. He fought with all his power and his muscles pushed the short cut sleeves on his shirt towards his shoulders, the cameraman zoomed in to his bulging biceps knowing the fans would love it.
As the urban monster fought with all its might, Lee over powered it with his Thor like strength, being powered by those fans smashing the like and subscribe button in the You Tube live video. With his fishing rod held high he bent down, with courage like no other, he shoved his free hand into the turbulent water.....fans glued to their phones, waiting for what felt like an eternity to see this mythical urban creature meet his faith with the worlds most awesome fisherman from ATL.
You could hear a pin drop across the globe as fans paused their busy schedules to witness this most awesome world event, then it was like the air had been let out of a giant balloon. The live feed was lost, thousands across the world were left in disbelief. Meanwhile, back in the mall, the power went out. Lee was left fighting the beast in the pitch black dark, while across the mall the security guard was sound asleep. His pumpkin latte spilt across the emergency power shut off panel (which had been installed after the infamous flood to prevent an electrical fire). Moments before, the guard sat his latte on the panel edge during his routine safety check, afterwards he leaned back in his chair and felt the drowsiness over come him so he kicked his feet up for a short nap, unknowingly knocking the coffee over and shorting out the power.

Fans were now getting upset, workplaces reporting chaos as fans tried to figure out what had happened, refusing to work until they knew the results of the battle.
Joe Biden had been forced to release a statement, fearing Republicans might blame his sons laptop for the outage..."the result of Lee's condition is unknown but we do have reports that the Russians and Trump are involved". Was this a last ditch effort to steal the mid terms? Tndeer politcal forum exploded with conspiracy theories, the internet traffic was insane.
Just as martial law was about to be declared, a simple Instagram photo appeared. Captioned "Lee vs Goliath" and there stood, proud above the tank, with the beast in his hand was the worlds greatest Urban Fish Tank Fisherman holding the new world record Large Mouth. #shoutouttomyfanboys
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Winner winner… Chicken dinner!

That is some beautiful writing! I think the Seek1 boys are living rent free in the greatest fan boy's head.
 
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Spurhunter said:
Same here! I could almost smell the fanboys' urine all over the floor as they wet themselves in admiration for their king!
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Fanboy here. Just got done changing my third pair of drawers and britches from pissing myself with excitement.

I guess since what seek1 does doesn't bother me.

I guess since I'm never gonna compete with them for space in the woods.

I guess since I'd rather see any deer fall to a hunters arrow rather than die being hit by a car, or diseased, or taken down by coyotes.

I guess because I'm hoping what they're doing actually motivates a few city boys to do what they do, and stay out of the public land I hunt.

I guess because I can think for myself and not subscribe to the group think.

I guess that makes me a pants-pissing fanboy. Then, so be it. I'll take being a fan boy over an obsessed Woods-Karen any day, time or place. You Woods-Karens are a dedicated bunch. I'll give you that.
 
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Mud Creek said:
I felt like I was there with him while reading this.
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I have a feeling Spurhunter's version would have been a bit more graphic and one wouldn't have wanted to be there:eek:
Spurhunter said:
Same here! I could almost smell the fanboys' urine all over the floor as they wet themselves in admiration for their king!
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AT Hiker said:
I have a feeling Spurhunter's version would have been a bit more graphic and one wouldn't have wanted to be there:eek:
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Perhaps so! 😅 You did real good though. I couldn't top that. My comment wasn't even meant to offend the guy I offended. I was actually casting toward the main fanboy. I did learn a cool new name though. I'm going to have the T shirt shop make me some camo pocket tees with long sleeves and Woods Karen across the back. If any of you other Woods Karens want one we can save money buying in bulk. 🤣
 
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Spurhunter said:
Perhaps so! 😅 You did real good though. I couldn't top that. My comment wasn't even meant to offend the guy I offended. I was actually casting toward the main fanboy. I did learn a cool new name though. I'm going to have the T shirt shop make me some camo pocket tees with long sleeves and Woods Karen across the back. If any of you other Woods Karens want one we can save money buying in bulk. 🤣
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Not offended. Just not part of the mob. Since there's no middle ground, I'm a fanboy. And proud.
 

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