I've been to NZ, plane ride is so long I grew a beard, had three grandchildren, and became eligible for SocSec.
I kinda liked the place. Caught a big ol fish from a black sand beach with a borrowed rod/reel, friendly guy (musta been a TNDeer ex-pat)saw me watching and offered it up. I did my best Florida Keys beach casting example and hooked a really nice fish then almost sank into the beach stuff, it is quite dangerous. They drink beer in the office on Friday afternoon. I saw a boat being worked over for the Kong movie. The women wear shoes that would do good in Hatchie river bottoms.
Oh. They have a possum problem. Gargantuan Hairy wooly possum problem. You can buy possum wool in the store and it is not cheap, prolly 'cause that possum ain't real happy about getting shaved nekkid. Okay, so you don't believe me, neither did I, thought they were pulling a prank on me, check it out.
I think I will volunteer to subject myself to another long plane ride and come back and report to my TNDeer buddies what kind of hunt I had. Figure my 06 will get that Elkie thing or the 300?
There is no barbecue in NZ. I will have to stop at the Commissary before I go.