Coffee, Dip, and Nerves = Uh Oh

[tntrkkllr]

I thought I farted buuuuuut I yugo nothing worse than being in the stand with deer in the field and getting the BGs!!

 

[kaizen leader]

Watch out for sharts.
You guys are nuts. Good luck out there.

 

[themanpcl]

This is the 2nd time this season I've had to come down the tree right at legal light and have an explosion. I've even took Pepto this morning but there was no stopping it.

It's funny but also disruptive. Anyone else have this "issue".

Excitement gut bomb

My brother has a remedy for that...he drops a deuce at the truck before he goes in...haaaaa

 

[rifle02]

Actually Saturday was like that. Not usual for me. Left the blind at 9:30 headed for the outhouse. JUST BARELY made it before exploding.

 

[DoubleRidge]

Why is it that as we get older, poop stories get more common?

Anyway, another story if UT Grad doesn't mind.

Another friend in that same circle years ago hunted with a guy that always got nervous before a hunt, and combined with the huge amounts of coffee he consumed each morning, made for some explosively good hunting trips.

During a trip on bitterly cold morning the nervous one got out of the truck and disappeared down the trail to tend to his business. Good to go after that. They gathered their gear and marched off to hunt.

The other guy was sitting in his tree stand that morning and the wafting aroma of something foul was getting his attention. He finally looked on the bottoms of his boots, and embedded in those deep lug soles was evidence of the nervous guys morning constitution. And….. since he'd climbed into his coveralls after getting to his stand, it was streaked ALL inside the legs of them too.

Seems the nervous friend had done his business right on the trail they took into the woods.

I heard something about the nervous guys penance being that he paid for new boots and coveralls for the other fella at the risk of being beaten to death. I'm not 100 percent sure about that part though.

Dude I'm in the deer blind trying to be quiet but laughing so hard i got tears in my eyes.
I lost it at "wafting aroma of something foul"!!

Then I'm cracking up at the Indian name "the nervous one"....or you could go with "craps allot"

Y'all guys crack me up!

 

[volboy]

About 35 or 40 years ago the "pain" hit my uncle
While doing his business this onewalked by. He reached for gun, shot it and finished business.

 

[CHRIS WILSON]

Once you get a certain age....that morning cup of coffee just hits differently. That's the reason I don't do coffee on the mornings I plan to be in stand.

 

[CrossVolle]

real men let er rip off the stand.

 

[UTGrad]

real men let er rip off the stand.

Sky Dump

 

[UTGrad]

@Knothead should we tell them about the "Dookie Dangler"?

 

[CrossVolle]

Sky Dump

I carry and extra pull rope in case i need to leave one in the woods.

 

[FredRog72]

If you hear me say that I'm back to zero days, just know I bet on a fart and lost, AGAIN!

 

[Bucket]

If you hear me say that I'm back to zero days, just know I bet on a fart and lost, AGAIN!

 

[Hillbilly Hunter]

This is a crappy thread, no doubt about it.

 

[FLTENNHUNTER1]

Crapping your pants is part of the human experience. There isn't a person alive that hasn't done it. Next time you see a beautiful woman, know that she has pooped her panties at some point.

Yep I knew her and it had corn in it. Don't ask me how I know...

 

[UTGrad]

Yep I knew her and it had corn in it. Don't ask me how I know...

Baiting for "Big Game" is illegal in TN.

 

[UTGrad]

Operation Rolling Thunder on stand right now. Trying to focus on hunting hoping the urge passes. I'll never be a Seekone or Catman if I'm pooping my pants everytime I hunt.

 

[SSlater]

Thankfully I wasn't in a climber. Quick descent is one of the benefits of hang ons and ladder stands.

Maybe you might want to start saddle hunting. You can cut the rope in an emergency. Fastest way you'll ever get down.

 

[Bucket]

Maybe you might want to start saddle hunting. You can cut the rope in an emergency. Fastest way you'll ever get down.

Maybe Depends will start making a hunting saddle.....

 

[DoubleRidge]

Maybe Depends will start making a hunting saddle.....

Or market a "saddle bag"
Or...call it "the satchel"...dont leave the woods in a mess...leave with a satchel full!

(my goodness...multiple all day hunts in a row....I gotta get out of this stand and get some sleep)