According to a...ahem...friend...it is possible to drop a deuce in a trash bag while 25 feet up in your stand and not have to climb down. Just don't hang it in the tree next to you and forget to take the bag down when you climb down.
Coffee, Dip, and Nerves = Uh Oh
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When your on 1500mg of metformin and over 60 never trust a fart, anytime somebody mentions this subject I always get a big smile remembering showmehorns post, he has posted it several times over the years and needs to be made a sticky for all time, I had layed my rifle down next to the tree while I leaned out to pee out of my stand, short pecker and didn't want to pee on my self 
something said look behind you I turned my head and there was a 7pt, not sure if it was laughing or what, I spun he spun and ran off the side of the ridge, he messed up and came back 75y to cross over and I 243ed him.
something said look behind you I turned my head and there was a 7pt, not sure if it was laughing or what, I spun he spun and ran off the side of the ridge, he messed up and came back 75y to cross over and I 243ed him.
The body's natural response to excitement or stress. Part of the fight or flight syndrome.
Your body releases adrenaline and cortisol which tell the bowels to empty in case you have to run or fight.
Pretty helpful 10,000 years ago...not so much now.
Your body releases adrenaline and cortisol which tell the bowels to empty in case you have to run or fight.
Pretty helpful 10,000 years ago...not so much now.
I take one every am when I get out of the truck
Outdoor Enthusiast
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Your video content is sh!t.
To heck with it. I've had enough. I'm going in the morning. Taking it to the next level.
I remember once it hit me after I had climbed the tree in my climber . Started to head down but knew I couldn't make it so held on to my safety harness , bent over my stand and let it fly. Only time I can remember it hit in the stand. It's not fun believe me .
Huntaholic
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Ive killed deer with my pants around my ankles more than once!
Huntaholic
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If you REALLY want to test your skills, try shatting in a gatorade bottle while 30 ft up a tree in an old fox squirrel climbing treestand! THAT my friends takes skill and a really good aim!
Should have saved it and taken it to your doctor. "Hey I got a stool sample"
killingtime 41
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I call that the Houdini. Walk up on a man with his pants down 30 feet up squatted over a Gatorade bottle what a site. You'd have to just about have your brown eye touching the Gatorade bottle to even have a chance to get it all in there. Hats off to you my friend.
ScLowCountry
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Every time I pull up to the parking spot, or as soon as I get to the top of the tree.
Honestly most of the time on the way there I know I'm going to have to go in about 30 to 45 minutes. This is usually when I'm seated in the tree. And there's nothing you can do about it earlier. You just know that 45 minutes you are going to have to go
Honestly most of the time on the way there I know I'm going to have to go in about 30 to 45 minutes. This is usually when I'm seated in the tree. And there's nothing you can do about it earlier. You just know that 45 minutes you are going to have to go
Imodium is SOP the night before opening morning for me!
7mm08
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That's a new camo pattern I don't care to see!!
That's incredible awareness and trust of your stool. Most of the time, I'm not sure what's coming out.
I hope you cut the top off and didn't lacerate your brown eye with the jagged plastic
7mm08
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Or give himself a hemorrhoidectomy!I hope you cut the top off and didn't lacerate your brown eye with the jagged plastic
