Winchester said:
MUP said:
bowriter said:
Join my protest group: BAN ALL COVERT CAMERAS. Of course, we also oppose shooting houses, box blinds, salt blocks, any type of call.
Our goal is to totally eliminate anything that makes hunting easy and eliminates scouting and woodsmanship.
Hey, you're not dissin' the Trophy Rock now are ye? :grin:
:grin: Better hope not, the flaming will begin if so!!!
I'm quite positive there are no trophy rocks on 102's farm. That's simply too much of an advantage. He wouldn't go for that.
No, I'm quite sure his preferred method goes something like this...
Without the use of a map or any prior scouting he crawls 10 miles to his farm on his hands and knees. Upon arrival, he enters the woods in total darkness, preferably while a tropical storm is passing through. After running several barefooted wind sprints to elevate his heart rate, he then ascends the tallest shagbark hickory he can find and begins his hunt. He swings from tree to tree wearing nothing but a loincloth only to stop on the occasional limb to wait in ambush mode. Dead trees are the only acceptable "stands" as live trees with healthy limbs are simply too big of an advantage. While balancing himself on one foot, he passes every deer he sees until he spots a 7.5+ year old buck sporting a 200" or better typical rack (double droptines are preferred, but not mandatory). He waits for the giant buck to pass downwind and once the deer is at least 50 yards away, he times his jump perfectly, leaping with his eyes closed and lands on the deer's back. Once on top of the deer, he places his dominant hand behind his back and strangles the deer with his other hand. If the giant buck gets away, it's just part of the experience and he restarts the entire process.
Please understand, 102 is a REAL hunter. The rest of us can only hope that we can become the ultimate predator that he is. You see, we are the lowly peasants of the woods and our skill level resides in the same category of a 9 year old girl playing Cabelas Big Game adventures on her Playstation 3. But hey, we can dream... :grin: