This is utterly embarrassing. They didn't win the NC. They beat a team that should've lost to Texas (had they not purposely injured the starting QB they would have), and Texas A&M (who lost to App State at home).
I got some orange and white marking paint from Lowe's yesterday, sprayed a couple squares in my yard, then trimmed the grass with scissors and put it on eBay. Taking advantage of the truest VFL's.