McDonald's almost became a scene in "Falling Down II"

[Lt.Dan]

Yesterday I decided I wanted an Egg McMuffin. So while out to get my oil changed I stopped in for a late breakfast. The problem? I arrived at 10:31am. They asked if I was using the their app. Nope. We are on the lunch menu now was their reply. One lousy minute and they wouldn't serve me an Egg McMuffin. Well now, I went to the store, bought some delicious Tennessee Pride Sage Breakfast Sausage and some authentic Thomas's English Muffins. I had Kraft Deli Delux American Cheese and eggs. So this morning I made this:

Up yours McDonalds. My sausage egg and cheese muffin is ten times better than your garbage.

Rant over and belly full.

 

[EastTNHunter]

McDonald's acts as an explosive laxative for me. I think that you definitely did well and avoided Montezuma's revenge, if ya know what I mean