Japan overrun with deer

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I could the show Whale Wars getting ahold of this, they would be dropping crates of wolves all over the country so the deer did not get hunted by evil humans.
 
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If they are really paying bounties like that, the logistics are mind boggling. Lets say the bounty was $75 per deer guaranteed. If we took an international deer assassination team of 5 members to Japan and each member killed 10 deer per day (which seems likely since the 60 year old hunting club guy is killing 18 per day) we would make $3750 day one. Day two our plane tickets are paid for, day four -- all expenses are probably covered, including ammo. After that everything is profit. On a two week trip, each member could pocket $7500. On top of that, we could get poser his own cooking tv show while we where there "American Carnivore" -- however that translates -- and he could teach the locals all the virtues of butchering and cooking deer. He would probably have to get a Japanese voice-over though and it would look like one of those old fighting movies only backwards.

By the time we left, we would eliminate the deer in at least one area, Japanese cuisine would be forever changed, and we would probably get medals.

Somebody get Hillary Clinton on the phone. Her husband is from Arkansas, maybe he'll back us.
 
Southern Sportsman said:
If they are really paying bounties like that, the logistics are mind boggling. Lets say the bounty was $75 per deer guaranteed. If we took an international deer assassination team of 5 members to Japan and each member killed 10 deer per day (which seems likely since the 60 year old hunting club guy is killing 18 per day) we would make $3750 day one. Day two our plane tickets are paid for, day four -- all expenses are probably covered, including ammo. After that everything is profit. On a two week trip, each member could pocket $7500. On top of that, we could get poser his own cooking tv show while we where there "American Carnivore" -- however that translates -- and he could teach the locals all the virtues of butchering and cooking deer. He would probably have to get a Japanese voice-over though and it would look like one of those old fighting movies only backwards.

By the time we left, we would eliminate the deer in at least one area, Japanese cuisine would be forever changed, and we would probably get medals.

Somebody get Hillary Clinton on the phone. Her husband is from Arkansas, maybe he'll back us.

LOL

I still wonder about these "stringent gun laws" and what that means in terms of being able to legally hunt in the country. I bet when a foreigner shows up, it's probably a huge headache just to get some sort of hunting license. I'd be very surprised if your Tennessee Hunter's Safety Certificate will suffice for all of their red tape. Still, if you figure out the details, let us know! :)
 

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