Hunting lease on CraigsList

[Bone Collector]

***This is not my lease. Please do not PM me asking about it.****

https://nashville.craigslist.org/grd/5223953624.html

Saw this and thought someone here may be interested.

 

[Buzzard Breath]

PM sent. I've got a couple questions about your lease.

 

[Outdoor Enthusiast]

PM sent. I've got a couple questions about your lease.

:rotf:

 

[Roost 1]

No pm's..... Ok, how many acres? How much woods?

 

[Buzzard Breath]

No pm's..... Ok, how many acres? How much woods?

Whoa now Mr. Roost of One. It's time to hold your horses. Although I originally PM'ed The Collector of Bones about this fine lease he has to offer, he has honored his request for no PM's and wishes to conduct all business from thence forwards to this public forum. Since I have yet to hear from him; which you will read about on this very thread, I still have first dibs on this spectacular property of his. I'm sure you are a very honorable and noble man, but I do not wish for The Collector of Bones to get the wrong impression and think that you are the original bidder on his property.

Sir Collector of Bones, I wish for you to know that I am very interested in this fine property you have up for bid. I only have part of last years deer, which tastes like old boot leather, and a coues deer, which doesn't have enough meat on it to feed a flock of chickens for a weekend, in the freezer right now. Bow season starts next weekend, so expediency in this auction is of upmost importance. Since the ending of this auction will be so close to the start of bow season, would you be so kind as to post a picture of the aerial photograph of the property? Could you also place an empty .308 case next to the photo for size reference? I can use it for comparison to estimate the size of the property.

Also, with me being from East TN, Blount County specifically, could you post a picture of the size of the ditches surrounding the property?

 

[Gravey]

Gonna send you a text. oke: :rotf:

 

[Buzzard Breath]

Sir Drones Collector, I understand that some of the more nefarious members of this forum may be trying to contact you outside the public postings. Since I have yet to hear from you, I thought that I would post to let you know that I would do my best to match or beat any price they may offer for this awesome lease. I'm not a rich man, but I have some extra money squirreled away that I was going to donate to the Kate Upton Ice Bucket Challenge, but I'm willing to use this money to up my bid for this property if necessary.

However, I'm concerned about the deer in this area having the blue tongues. I just read on the Monotonous Forum that some Maury County deer have blue tongues. Since part of this property is located in Maury County, are part of these deer afflicted with the blue tongues. Are these blue tongues a permanent type staining like what your hands look like after handling walnut hulls; or is it a temporary staining like drinking a blueberry slush? I'm personally not to bothered by the blue tongues, however if I was to serve my wife Tacos de Lengua and the meat was blue, it would probably creep her out. She would then forbid me from bringing home any pieces or parts from Maury County deer; and she's originally from Maury County.

I'm headed up into the mountains early tomorrow to hopefully catch some fish with some blue dots on them. Please update me on the blue tongues; as well as some of the most recent pictures of the ditches. Thank you for this most gracious offer.

 

[redblood]

what percentage of it is woods?. are turkey included in the lease. What percentage of the fox squirrel population are males? PM sent

 

[csi-tech]

I live in Maury County and my Grand daughter has exhibited a blue tongue recently. Should I be concerned?!

 

[Buzzard Breath]

I live in Maury County and my Grand daughter has exhibited a blue tongue recently. Should I be concerned?!

Yes. Your granddaughter could be in grave danger. She should have received a vaccination against the blue tongues when she was an infant. The only way I know to treat is is to immediately give her some bright red hard tack candy. This should remove the blue tongues from her mouth. If this is not done, she has no chance of ever having a normal boyfriend.

I'm so looking forwards to bow season starting next week. This lease that the Collector of Bones has offered me sounds so promising. I look forwards to posting pics of the deer I kill to this thread over the next couple of months. However, I'm still concerned about the size of the ditches in the area.

 

[csi-tech]

I live in Maury County and my Grand daughter has exhibited a blue tongue recently. Should I be concerned?!

Yes. Your granddaughter could be in grave danger. She should have received a vaccination against the blue tongues when she was an infant. The only way I know to treat is is to immediately give her some bright red hard tack candy. This should remove the blue tongues from her mouth. If this is not done, she has no chance of ever having a normal boyfriend.

I'm so looking forwards to bow season starting next week. This lease that the Collector of Bones has offered me sounds so promising. I look forwards to posting pics of the deer I kill to this thread over the next couple of months. However, I'm still concerned about the size of the ditches in the area.

ROFLMAO