figgered it was time

[Brisco Darlin]

to take a dump or no in the woods while deer hunting. :grin:

 

[KENBOB10]

My advise is to go ahead. I tried to get out one time and it didn't work out too good.

 

[infoman jr.]

Just make sure you know where your bow is!

 

[Brisco Darlin]

My advise is to go ahead. I tried to get out one time and it didn't work out too good.

don't say this thread is useless without pics or i'll hook you up like i did one of our brothers last year. :sick:

 

[KENBOB10]

Just make sure you know where your bow is!

I remember that! Can't remember who it was though.

 

[deerhunter10]

when it hits you it hits you

 

[DirtyBear0311]

Time waits for no man and neither does a hefty crap. I'll try and get business handled by my truck before I head to the stand. But I will climb my butt down, cheeks clinched, and very quickly "still hunt" (walk recklessly because some came out on the way down) away from my stand. I will the. Probably start a new thread on here about whether or not the deer can smell my crap through my scent lock pants.

 

[Hill Country Hunter]

Just make sure you know where your bow is!

I remember that! Can't remember who it was though.

That was Show Me Horns, until DavidJ re-christened SMH in honor of his bow christening.

 

[Brisco Darlin]

scent lock i guess will trap that nice rotten pickled egg smell inside.

 

[KENBOB10]

Just make sure you know where your bow is!

I remember that! Can't remember who it was though.

That was Show Me Horns, until DavidJ re-christened SMH in honor of his bow christening.

Yep that's right!

 

[KENBOB10]

Time waits for no man and neither does a hefty crap. I'll try and get business handled by my truck before I head to the stand. But I will climb my butt down, cheeks clinched, and very quickly "still hunt" (walk recklessly because some came out on the way down) away from my stand. I will the. Probably start a new thread on here about whether or not the deer can smell my crap through my scent lock pants.

Yep, that's what happened to me. Nasty drawers and long John's laying all over the woods,sticking to trees.

 

[BSK]

This is going to sound crazy, but I've actually trained my body not to move the bowels until I drink a cup of coffee in the morning. And my bowels respond within about 30 seconds of that first sip of coffee! So when I'm hunting, I don't drink any coffee in the morning. I wait until I get back to camp. And as soon as the first sip of hot coffee hits my lips, off to the bathroom I run!

For me, this system works almost flawlessly.

 

[KENBOB10]

This is going to sound crazy, but I've actually trained my body not to move the bowels until I drink a cup of coffee in the morning. And my bowels respond within about 30 seconds of that first sip of coffee! So when I'm hunting, I don't drink any coffee in the morning. I wait until I get back to camp. And as soon as the first sip of hot coffee hits my lips, off to the bathroom I run!

For me, this system works almost flawlessly.

Well, you've already proved you ain't normal.

 

[BSK]

You've got that right!

 

[DirtyBear0311]

This is going to sound crazy, but I've actually trained my body not to move the bowels until I drink a cup of coffee in the morning. And my bowels respond within about 30 seconds of that first sip of coffee! So when I'm hunting, I don't drink any coffee in the morning. I wait until I get back to camp. And as soon as the first sip of hot coffee hits my lips, off to the bathroom I run!

For me, this system works almost flawlessly.

You sir, are a man that is dedicated to what he does.

 

[MUP]

My cousin swears by it...

 

[BSK]

This is going to sound crazy, but I've actually trained my body not to move the bowels until I drink a cup of coffee in the morning. And my bowels respond within about 30 seconds of that first sip of coffee! So when I'm hunting, I don't drink any coffee in the morning. I wait until I get back to camp. And as soon as the first sip of hot coffee hits my lips, off to the bathroom I run!

For me, this system works almost flawlessly.

You sir, are a man that is dedicated to what he does.

No, I'm just a guy who hates dropping a deuce in the woods so much, he will try anything to prevent it!

I don't know why I hate pooping in the woods so much, but I really, really hate to.

 

[MUP]

scent lock i guess will trap that nice rotten pickled egg smell inside.

Several folks have been found incapacitated wearing scent lok suits in the woods over the past few years.....makes ya wonder don't it? :grin:

 

[spoon]

Just make sure you know where your bow is!

and don't eat Reese's Peanut butter cups

 

[Lost Lake]

Not to be too gross but I know I've left a few in the woods that I've needed a birth certificate for. Usually I try to time the contractions to where I know there is ample time to sprint to a safe zone.

I went through a bout of spastic colon type symptoms back in college and my best buddy used to give me grief over barely making it out of the woods in time. He teased me relentlessly.

I get a call from him about fifteen years later and he was laughing and said he wanted to apologize to me for the teasing. We are both serious bowhunters and he had been hunting that morning and watching two nice bucks he was after during early bow season and they were within thirty yards and closing.

Well, the birthing pains hit him and he had little choice other than to drop em and hang by his safety belt with one leg on a tree step and the other on the edge of his stand...and spray. He said those two bucks had funny looks on their faces.

Bad thing is his tree was on the edge of a creek bank so guess where he had to step? Gotta love Karma.

 

[Brisco Darlin]

the smell of the pines hits me like BSK's coffee. i try to before i leave the house but i'm usually locked up tighter'n ft. knox. the minute i step out of the truck it's look out. i'm really wanting one of those toilet seats that mounts on the towing receiver.

 

[BSK]

i'm really wanting one of those toilet seats that mounts on the towing receiver.

I just hope I get to drive by someone using one of those things some day! What a hoot that would be! Stop and hit your high-beams on them!

 

[Vermin93]

Lol...dump/fart posts get more play on tndeer.com than just about any other subject.

The ladies must think we're still a bunch of boys!

 

[Brisco Darlin]

i'm really wanting one of those toilet seats that mounts on the towing receiver.

I just hope I get to drive by someone using one of those things some day! What a hoot that would be! Stop and hit your high-beams on them!

i was hunkered down in front of my truck one morning . we were parked at the edge of a field right beside hwy 27 in rhea co. my buddy was still in the truck and hit the lights on me. I had a trucker hit his air horn when he went by.

 

[Brisco Darlin]

Lol...dump/fart posts get more play on tndeer.com than just about any other subject.

The ladies must think we're still a bunch of boys!

don't kid yourself. my two daughters can just about put anybody on here to shame with the flatulence.

 

[BSK]

i'm really wanting one of those toilet seats that mounts on the towing receiver.

I just hope I get to drive by someone using one of those things some day! What a hoot that would be! Stop and hit your high-beams on them!

i was hunkered down in front of my truck one morning . we were parked at the edge of a field right beside hwy 27 in rhea co. my buddy was still in the truck and hit the lights on me. I had a trucker hit his air horn when he went by.

HA!!!

 

[fairchaser]

My body to goes into contractions about the time I reach the woods instead of a nice comfortable seat I have to find a suitable log with poison ivy on it. I must not be the only one cause where I hunt, there are lots of hunters and the woods look like they have been rolled by high school cheerleaders on a mission. So its hard to find a clean spot. I just keep my TP handy cause I know what's coming. After,I look like a dog trying to scratch over his business. Last year, after my hunt I returned to the truck and couldn't find my wallet anywhere. I retraced my steps back the mile to my stand and back and was totally put out when I thought to go look where I had taken a dump. After rooting around with a stick in the leaves, I found it. My wallet is brown too so everything is cool.

 

[Deer Assassin]

ive killed several deer after i have crapped in the woods

when nature calls i answer

 

[lung-buster]

I just go when I it hits. You don't want to be the one to gamble on a fart and be on the loosing end. No fun.

 

[Outdoor Enthusiast]

i'm really wanting one of those toilet seats that mounts on the towing receiver.

I just hope I get to drive by someone using one of those things some day! What a hoot that would be! Stop and hit your high-beams on them!

i was hunkered down in front of my truck one morning . we were parked at the edge of a field right beside hwy 27 in rhea co. my buddy was still in the truck and hit the lights on me. I had a trucker hit his air horn when he went by.

That's hilarious.