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I'm thinking a better title would be "Cleatus and the Jacka$$"We could make a sequel to "2000 Mules"
It'll be called "1 Mule"
One day while I sit in a deposition I'll look back on this thread and wish I'd never seen it...
I'll do my time.....runnin cigarettes and twinkies in the yard.
You'll be passed around like a joint at a Grateful Dead concert
Jon's prison name will be called "The great disappointment"
I literally LOL'd at that one
We better take it easy on him and his feelings. That blue haired chick at HD really got to him asking him for his QR (pink unicorn code) the other day. She must have saw his "sassy walking self" strutting up to the counter and his Biden tattoo tramp stamp when he bent over to pick something up. @Specializedjon sorry brother it's a slow day at work
We better take it easy on him and his feelings. That blue haired chick at HD really got to him asking him for his QR (pink unicorn code) the other day. She must have saw his "sassy walking self" strutting up to the counter and his Biden tattoo tramp stamp when he bent over to pick something up. @Specializedjon sorry brother it's a slow day at work
Dang it, Houston, I just had one of these transactions last week. Your description is so accurate, but also so much creepier sounding than in real lifeI've never made a deal with someone that tells me to pull up to the black truck. I hear the truck doors unlock, open the truck door and get what I need out of it. I then leave money somewhere in the truck and shut the door. I turn around to leave and there's a dark outline of a man standing across the parking lot in a window watching me the whole time.
First time I met Houston I yelled out my window "I give through my church...back off dude". Then he said "It's me, Houston"
Quality burnFirst time I met Houston I yelled out my window "I give through my church...back off dude". Then he said "It's me, Houston"
I may look homeless sometimes that's for sureFirst time I met Houston I yelled out my window "I give through my church...back off dude". Then he said "It's me, Houston"
I drive a Ford. Ford tires don't puncture.
Hard to pop a tire when it's sitting parked with motor trouble.
