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So although I was sick as a dog, I hunted the muzzleloader opener. A friend on my lease and I decided we would text each other during the hunt.

So as the sun is coming up, I text...

"Just settling in. You ready to blow up Luther"?

No reply, so 20 minutes later, I text...

"Not seeing squat. Got sweaty walking in. Now my nutz R frostbitten. Hate it when that happens"!

No reply. I'm starting to feel sick again, so I text...

"Hypothetically, would a person survive if he puked and crapped simultaneously?"

I finally get a reply...

"I think U have wrong number."

Yes, I missed my buddy's number by one digit. Can you imagine what the recipient was thinking when he/she got these texts as the sun was rising on a Saturday morning? Freaking hilarious!

:D :D :D
 
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I didn't hunt muzzleloader but my hunting buddy decided that it would be fitting to text me at 4:30 in the morning to tell me that he was going to have breakfast and that he was trying to get in the stand by 6 etc etc. I heard about the 4th text and not thinking I thought something was wrong because who in their right mind texts that early unless something is wrong. All I can say is payback is coming lol.
 

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