gator-n-buck
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On the UTooth vs UF game. I will have to drive down to the Panhandle of FL and hope to find Uncle Smokey awake to get the score..... Stay tune.... 
Friday Uncle Smokey will give me the prediction
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Woodson223
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gator-n-buck said:On the UTooth vs UF game. I will have to drive down to the Panhandle of FL and hope to find Uncle Smokey awake to get the score..... Stay tune....
You sure like doing things the hard way.
Plus
Your not gonna like what he is gonna tell you. :cry:
gator-n-buck
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Woodson223 said:gator-n-buck said:On the UTooth vs UF game. I will have to drive down to the Panhandle of FL and hope to find Uncle Smokey awake to get the score..... Stay tune....
You sure like doing things the hard way.
Plus
Your not gonna like what he is gonna tell you. :cry:
I figured I would have to go down there near the edge of Ole Long Swamp to get an unbiased opinion.....
gator-n-buck said:Woodson223 said:gator-n-buck said:On the UTooth vs UF game. I will have to drive down to the Panhandle of FL and hope to find Uncle Smokey awake to get the score..... Stay tune....
You sure like doing things the hard way.
Plus
Your not gonna like what he is gonna tell you. :cry:
I figured I would have to go down there near the edge of Ole Long Swamp to get an unbiased opinion.....
AND we all know what they say about OPINIONS! :grin:
gator-n-buck
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Twinshooter said:gator-n-buck said:Woodson223 said:gator-n-buck said:On the UTooth vs UF game. I will have to drive down to the Panhandle of FL and hope to find Uncle Smokey awake to get the score..... Stay tune....
You sure like doing things the hard way.
Plus
Your not gonna like what he is gonna tell you. :cry:
I figured I would have to go down there near the edge of Ole Long Swamp to get an unbiased opinion.....
AND we all know what they say about OPINIONS! :grin:
Uncle Smokey's opinion is normally right on since he spends most of his days resting under the old Oak Hammocks and chewing on Spanish Moss. The red bugs sure does mess his stomach up sometimes....
gator-n-buck
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I finally caught up with Uncle Smokey this evening and he wasn't in very good condition. It took me awhile to understand Uncle Smokey but once he started spitting it out, it was as clear as mud. He started pointing with a shake in his hand and started mumbling out loud. He was pointing at a long ditch near the edge of old Long Swamp and kept waving his hands around. I finally made it out that he was talking about the trenches......
He mumbled to me that UTooth didn't have enough lead in their pencil in the trenches. He told me that he already sent his 6 person Jacuzzi full of ice to TN for ole Worley Bird. Also he mentioned that Hurrrddd was too tall to play tailback and they needed to move him to TE.
At this point he was starting to fall asleep when he gave me the magic numbers.... He shouted out that FL would win 34 to 17 and that CBJ would cuss out the refs a time or two.... When I walked away, Uncle Smokey had faded back asleep. He had a smile on his face and was wearing his 1996 N/C T-shirt.....
I decided to catch up with Uncle Smokey before Friday night because that's his big bingo night. I left his place with a smile knowing that this game is in the books.
He mumbled to me that UTooth didn't have enough lead in their pencil in the trenches. He told me that he already sent his 6 person Jacuzzi full of ice to TN for ole Worley Bird. Also he mentioned that Hurrrddd was too tall to play tailback and they needed to move him to TE.
At this point he was starting to fall asleep when he gave me the magic numbers.... He shouted out that FL would win 34 to 17 and that CBJ would cuss out the refs a time or two....
When I walked away, Uncle Smokey had faded back asleep. He had a smile on his face and was wearing his 1996 N/C T-shirt..... I decided to catch up with Uncle Smokey before Friday night because that's his big bingo night. I left his place with a smile knowing that this game is in the books.
THEdonkey0515
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Lol 34-17 florida is crazy if you look at my score I have florida getting 17pts hahaha
gator-n-buck
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THEdonkey0515 said:
I will have to take Uncle Smokey's advice at this point... He's a proven winner....
darn2ten
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:blush:gator-n-buck said:
gator-n-buck
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I did end up calling my cousin Willie a few minutes ago because Uncle Smokey kept doing something I didn't understand. Uncle Smokey kept pointing at his toes and nodding his head. Willie explained to me that Uncle Smokey was trying to tell me that he had 10 toes and that meant the gators would win 10 in a row....
Your family tree sounds like you need to graft some branches on it before the power company comes and hangs some wires on it.
gator-n-buck
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Hillbilly Hunter said:
Uncle Smokey did once point at a power pole and told me that it had more branches than our family tree. He told me not to worry about it because if I moved to TN that the family trees there looked like a cane poles....
LOL. No matter the outcome, this Alabama fan is going to be entertained reading TNDeer Sunday.
buckaroo
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Uncle smokey has smoking crack, he was pointing to his toes because he wanted some shors fro Dollar Store!
that's funny gator. If that police gig doesnt pan out youd be a good fiction writer.
gator-n-buck
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Okay.... I got a collect call this evening from Uncle Smokey from the pay phone at the local diner. He was hoping that he could get the game on his AM radio in his 1972 F-100. Uncle Smokey doesn't have any power so a normal T.V. or radio are out of the question.
He told me that they would celebrate the Gators win by doing a little bungee jumping out of an old Oak Tree. He told me that they bought some heavy duty bungee straps from the K-Mart so it shouldn't be a problem this time. I reminded him that he should have some gas in the F-100 incase that he broke his legs again....
Looks like they will be celebrating in North Florida tomorrow evening.
He told me that they would celebrate the Gators win by doing a little bungee jumping out of an old Oak Tree. He told me that they bought some heavy duty bungee straps from the K-Mart so it shouldn't be a problem this time. I reminded him that he should have some gas in the F-100 incase that he broke his legs again....
Looks like they will be celebrating in North Florida tomorrow evening.
gator-n-buck said:Hillbilly Hunter said:
Uncle Smokey did once point at a power pole and told me that it had more branches than our family tree. He told me not to worry about it because if I moved to TN that the family trees there looked like a cane poles....
Thanks uncle smoky. I just won 500 bucks. Go gators
TeamMainStreet
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Deer Assassin said:
Hope you choke on all 500 of em. JMO.
He is full of yugo. To hear him tell it he wins big every weekend. He can't pick a score out of a line up.
TeamMainStreet
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Hillbilly Hunter said:
Oh I don't doubt it a bit. If he is winning any money though, He ain't winning it on South Carolina. :laugh:
