I think PDB has some counterfeit press credentials and attends every UT event. He probably hangs around the athletic complex like a groupie trying to get a story. In his mind he's a reporter for TNDeer and has to be the first to get the scoop. I bet he volunteers (no pun intended) to launder the jockstraps hoping he will hear some scuttlebutt. He spends all his time on his secret mission and has no time to watch "his" team. Reminds me of a fella from my hometown. The local fire department got him a helmet and t shirts, they come by his house and hit the sirens, etc. It gives him purpose because he thinks he's part of the FD. It's a sweet feel good story for this guy. For PDB it's just sad.