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Been sittin here geared up, loaded and ready to go to insert early and sit till dark for a couple hours. Plan was to be in the tree by 10. Stomach has not cooperated though. Just keeps sendin me to the restroom... About to give up. I cant think of much worse than tryna make while in a saddle. Been up there dangling with stomach cramps before. Not worth it.

Frustrating because I took today off work just to hunt
 
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Specializedjon said:
Option B:

Hunt without pants and just let'r rip. Might make for a good attractant.

Bad, bad, joke. Sorry bud. Hope it settles down and you're able to hunt
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Saddle is mesh so... The phrase poopin through a screen door comes to mind.

Guts have been off for about a week. Need to start eatin more yogurt or something. Acidic stuff is really starting to get to me
 
UCStandShi**er....

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Gobble4me757 said:
#worth it...Hunt from ground, bring toilet paper. Let it drop downwind of where you are sitting for both cover scent and your own survival lol

Oh and one thing you may need to do is change your screenname to
"UCStandShitter" LMAO!!!
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Toilet paper is for beginners. If you don't walk in the woods with
a pocket stuffed full of Hardee's napkins, you aren't a hunter.
 
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SES said:
Toilet paper is for beginners. If you don't walk in the woods with
a pocket stuffed full of Hardee's napkins, you aren't a hunter.
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Lol man I started with fresh picked leaves, then transitioned to dry leaves, then a sock…got smart with the Hardee's or jacks napkins until I wanted that Charmin Soft. May cost a lil more but comfort has no price 😂
 
In the military when we deployed, folks back home would send us care packages. It would be jerky, cookies, magazines, your normal feel good stuff from home. They were usually pretty boring. But when mine showed up, everybody on base wanted to be there when I opened it up because I always people send me Charmin Ultra!!!! It was right up there with passing out beer rations. Folks were lined up to get a roll!

Now while hunting or even walking in the woods, I keep a packet of wipes on me. Been beat by the bubbleguts too many times. Not anymore!
 

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Ski said:
In the military when we deployed, folks back home would send us care packages. It would be jerky, cookies, magazines, your normal feel good stuff from home. They were usually pretty boring. But when mine showed up, everybody on base wanted to be there when I opened it up because I always people send me Charmin Ultra!!!! It was right up there with passing out beer rations. Folks were lined up to get a roll!

Now while hunting or even walking in the woods, I keep a packet of wipes on me. Been beat by the bubbleguts too many times. Not anymore!
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I bought a multi pack of those Dude Wipes that come in individual packs. Not had to use em in the woods for anything other than blood clean up so far but take em either way. My sweet soft bottom is just too precious. Man ever gets roids he becomes VERY particular about wipin materials
 

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