I've had about half of those listed. Some are pretty darn good IMO.
Baldwins- they charge you for the number of steps it takes to get to the counter. I know a guy that works for the city. They were doing work out on the curb of the road/restaurant. Old man Baldwin came out and asked if they wanted some sandwiches. They all said "sure". He brought them out and then started telling them their totals. LOL
We had a Memorial day Picnic a few years ago and pre-ordered 40lbs of BBQ. Get there and pay for it. The guy LITERALLY puts four little 1 ounce condiment cups of sause in the bag. My in-law says "we just bought 40lbs of BBQ. You can't throw in a squeeze thing of sauce?"
The guy said "yep, for 4.95 more."
My in-law got so mad that he got his money back and we went to Walmart and bought every piece of fried chicken they had.