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Three minutes ago, phone rings. Guy wants to buy a dozen spinner baits.

I realize he thinks I am either Stan Sloan or his son. I try to explain I am not related at all and Stan has passed away.

Okay, says the guy, but how much for a dozen spinner baits?

I did not say, "Here's your sign" What I said, realizing I had a lot of spinner baits, was, "Send me a check for $62 and when it clears the bank, I'll send your spinner baits. Gave him my POB.

"Thanks, Stan, says he, I sure like your blacklights, too. I'll send you a check today.

Here's your sign!
 
"Here's your sign." Can't quite place that, but it's something about "you know your a redneck moron if"
Funny story.
 
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gil1 said:
"Here's your sign." Can't quite place that, but it's something about "you know your a redneck moron if"
Funny story.
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You... the best Outdoor Humor Writer I know, haven't heard "Here's your sign." :confused:

Well... "Here's YOUR sign." :grin:

(Google it.)
 
Either you don't count cause y'all are fishin' partners or he was saying straight to your face that he doesn't get your humor. I'll take either one. :D
 
Oh he gets my humor...sometimes. But most of the time it just goes over his head. Since SEOPA doesn't have a humor category, I never send that stuff in.

I'm only funny if you have a really big vocabulary and read a lot and are willing to admit the Bard was gay as a ....nope can't say that on here. Let's just say he was a tad light in the loafers.

or...I guess, given the dress of that period, loafed in his tights.
 

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