Just can't gain weight.

[bowriter]

I'm stuck dead at 159-160. My target is 172. I have tried protein drinks and all that crap. I just put a peach/blackberry cobbler in. I intend to eat the whole dang thing and wash it down with chocolate milk.

Who would have dreamed it is as hard to gain weight as it is to lose it? When I graduated from college and was no longer forced to lift weights, I weighed 185 pounds wore a size 34 waist pants. 20 years later I weighed 223 and wore 40 waist pants. Got back in the gym and dropped to 172 and 36 waist pants. Then I got sick and weighed 136 and didn't bother to wear pants. Today I weighed 159 and the 32 waist pants were not at all snug.

Eat your heart out ladies. That cobbler is going to be some good.

Now does anyone have a recipe for chocolate cobbler? I had some once and it was larrapin but I haven't a clue on how to make one.

 

[BIGORANGE]

Try Diet Coke, Seems to be working for most folks who drink it! :D

 

[bowriter]

I thought about walking in the park. It seems to work for those folks.

 

[Dodge Man]

Chocolate Cobbler
1 Cup self Rising Flour
3/4 Cup sugar
2 Tablespoons Cocoa
1/2 Cup Milk
1 teaspoons Vanilla
2 Tablespoons Vegetable Oil
3/4 Cup Brown Sugar
1/4 Cup Cocoa
1 3/4 Cup hot tap water
1 Cup chopped pecans (optional)

Mix together flour, sugar, and cocoa. Add milk, vanilla, oil, and nuts (if using). Mix well. Pour into greased 8�8 inch pan. Mix 3/4 C brown sugar and 1/4 C cocoa together. Sprinkle over batter. Pour, very slowly, hot tap water over dry mixture and batter. Bake in 350 oven for forty to forty five minutes.

http://www.southernplate.com/2008/07/ho ... bbler.html

 

[JohnnyBond]

:grin:

 

[Dodge Man]

You are coming up on the perfect time of year to gain weight! I can't help but gain 10 lbs or more with all of the holidays! We cook a lot and eat good this time of year!

 

[WTM]

diet coke and biggun snickers bar worked for my step mom. she weighs about 300 now.

 

[JimFromTN]

I got about 30 pounds you can have

 

[Rowdy]

this seems to work well for the neighbor's kid:

Polish sausage, cupcakes, Lays BBQ potato chips, pizza rolls, fried mozzarella sticks, and wash it down with 3 liters a coke...don't forget to add 4 hours of Sponge Bob Squarepants and a good measure of low self esteem.

and that's just an after school snack.

He's 11 years old and weighs 190 lbs

Ain't that the truth!

 

[Southpaw]

Chocolate Cobbler
1 Cup self Rising Flour
3/4 Cup sugar
2 Tablespoons Cocoa
1/2 Cup Milk
1 teaspoons Vanilla
2 Tablespoons Vegetable Oil
3/4 Cup Brown Sugar
1/4 Cup Cocoa
1 3/4 Cup hot tap water
1 Cup chopped pecans (optional)

Mix together flour, sugar, and cocoa. Add milk, vanilla, oil, and nuts (if using). Mix well. Pour into greased 8�8 inch pan. Mix 3/4 C brown sugar and 1/4 C cocoa together. Sprinkle over batter. Pour, very slowly, hot tap water over dry mixture and batter. Bake in 350 oven for forty to forty five minutes.

http://www.southernplate.com/2008/07/ho ... bbler.html

Just put it in the oven. I will report back after supper. :)

 

[Southpaw]

Cobbler was awesome!

 

[Outdoor Enthusiast]

Chocolate Cobbler
1 Cup self Rising Flour
3/4 Cup sugar
2 Tablespoons Cocoa
1/2 Cup Milk
1 teaspoons Vanilla
2 Tablespoons Vegetable Oil
3/4 Cup Brown Sugar
1/4 Cup Cocoa
1 3/4 Cup hot tap water
1 Cup chopped pecans (optional)

Mix together flour, sugar, and cocoa. Add milk, vanilla, oil, and nuts (if using). Mix well. Pour into greased 8�8 inch pan. Mix 3/4 C brown sugar and 1/4 C cocoa together. Sprinkle over batter. Pour, very slowly, hot tap water over dry mixture and batter. Bake in 350 oven for forty to forty five minutes.

http://www.southernplate.com/2008/07/ho ... bbler.html

Just put it in the oven. I will report back after supper. :)

Same here. I saw this yesterday. Copied it, emailed it to my wife, she cooked it, and we had it last night after supper.

It was great! Leftovers for lunch. Thanks for the recipe.

 

[TennesseeRains]

Peanut Butter and Ice Cream.

Together.

Works.

 

[LA man]

COME EAT AT MY HOUSE, GUARANTEED TO GAIN WEIGHT

 

[mr.big]

beer

 

[Bowdacious]

Glad you're getting well. The weight might all come at once ...you'll wake one morning and weigh 190. That's how my wife explains it. :)

Hey. She ain't lying. You go to bed with nice legs and not a lot of belly. While you are sleeping, the Fat Fairy comes and you wake up with flab stuck everywhere!!!

bowriter- Eat the things I have to be careful with in order to lose weight. Coke, french fries, chips,cheese and Reese's cups. Oh, and chocolate icing..right out of the container. Duncan Hines is the best.

 

[Efhutton]

Got an idea for you. Go to Walmart and stand at the entrance and ask the women that come in how they put it on. They will know

 

[Winchester]

this seems to work well for the neighbor's kid:

Polish sausage, cupcakes, Lays BBQ potato chips, pizza rolls, fried mozzarella sticks, and wash it down with 3 liters a coke...don't forget to add 4 hours of Sponge Bob Squarepants and a good measure of low self esteem.

and that's just an after school snack.

He's 11 years old and weighs 190 lbs

whats his name cartman or bobbie hill?????? :D :D :D

LOL, sadly Obesity is up 80% in kids under 15 in the last 20 years!!!

 

[Trevor2]

Mass amounts of bud light seemed to work for me lol now only to tone back up

 

[Kimber45]

Don't know your situation at all but in the process of wanting to gain weight DONT develop poor eating habits. As your metabolism slows the weight will come and poor eating habits are HARD to break ! I'm speaking from experience on that one! And, it will be a much harder journey changing poor eating habits and losing weight than it is to gain it!

 

[bowriter]

I am eating quite abit but try to stay somewhat healhty. Last night I ate 1/2 an apple pie.

This morning, I weiged 158. Lost a pound.

 

[Kimber45]

I am eating quite abit but try to stay somewhat healhty. Last night I ate 1/2 an apple pie.

This morning, I weiged 158. Lost a pound.

Man, I need your metabolism! I can take too long of a look at a home made Apple Pie and gain a few lbs! Heck, I'm dieting now just so I can go crazy on Thanksgiving!

 

[bowriter]

Gained two pounds over the last three days :)

 

[ROUGH COUNTRY HUNTER]

lol,aint that the truth