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I'll start with the highlight (or the lowlight). This is what I had to contend with Saturday. :eek:

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Now that that's out of the way... Saturday I had the fine honor of fishing with the Honorable Judge David Durham, Criminal Court Judge over Tennessee's 5-county 15th Juducial District... and my not-so-honorable outdoor writer friend, John Sloan from Lebanon, TN. John and David are good friends and fishing partners. They fished with me in 2006 and we had a great trip. I knew I had a tough act to follow... and when I saw TVA wasn't going to run any generators at Chickamauga Dam until 11 am, my heart sank knowing we'd be fishing dead water ... I was a "worried and troubled young man."

I threw out the possibility of shooting docks for crappie instead... but we're all pretty darn old so we opted to go for the lazy man's game and as John will write for his newspaper, "go fish in the dam shade" in the tailwaters of Chickamauga Dam.

To say we made lemonade from lemons is an understatement. We started chasing bluegill for catfish bait. It was not fast and furious, but we were catching quality 'gills. In about 30 minutes we filled the livewell with about 2 dozen eatin'-sized bream (and one big yellow perch). We also snagged several hard-fighting channel cats on the ultralight rods while doing that. Turns out catching the bluegill was wasted effort (we caught all our cats on chicken breast)... but it was still great fun "catchin' bait."

We turned our attention to the cats... set out several big rods in the dead water baited with bluegill... and started casting the light tackle baited with chicken into some of my favorite hotspots. Turns out the light tackle and chicken is where it was at. In three hours we boated a bunch of quality blues. No monsters... the biggest hit 13 lbs.... but great fun.

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I also had some shiners and let them swim around until they got eaten by a stripe. It was pretty much constant action, even though the big rods w/bluegill never got touched. Hmmm?

Finally at 11 am the TVA sirens went off and two generators fired up. I was basically just sitting around waiting on the current to pick up and the water to settle out before going back after the cats. I suggested David throw out a shiner, which he did, and promptly hooked a screaming big fish that came unbuttoned. That hurt, but it inspired me to set up a drift pattern with the shiners even though it was 11 o'clock and hot!

But so were the fish.... every single drift we did battle with a blue cat, a channel cat, a spotted bass or a smallmouth!

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I hooked one fish on an ultralight bluegill rod w/4 lb. test line. It held in one place just a like an old blue cat would fight and I was sure that's what I had. A few minutes later when it got close to the boat and went screaming by, our jaws dropped at the sight of a big brown fish. Yikes! Did I mention I have no net right now (busted by a previous client and I haven't bought a new one ). It was exciting fighting that fish to the finish until John could lip him. Just over 20 inches... with girth. Woohoo!

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We ran out of shiners and headed downstream to drift up some more cats. We had steady action until we all decided we were burnt out (literally) at 1:30. So in spite of dead water, we finagled around and found the right patterns for seven hours of action from Bluegill, Yellow Perch, Channels, Blues, Stripe, Spots and Smallmouth.

It was a great day... just the kind of day you want when you have "His Honor," and a reputable (or reputed) Outdoor Writer in the boat! That means life is good and gettin' better every day!
 
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Bowriter and Simms in the same boat. That will be good for five newspaper articles and three magazine features between them.
 
I can't speak for Richard but my col. and 6 pics is done and in filed for Wednesday. The second story, a different version of tailwater fishing, will run in July. I shot 101 pictures and will glean that down to about 20 usable. The few underwater shots, due to the way I had to take them, did not turn out all that great but I am learning.

It was a great morning and as I said, how do you fish when it is blistering hot? You fish in the dam shade. Anytime you can boat somewhere around 40-45 fish that weigh over 200 pounds and do it all on medium to ultra-light tackle, that is good times.

Kinda ugly, aint they?

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Be a dandy for a caption contest. Send Lisa a copy. My entry would be, "You must always control the rod butt when fishing light line for big fish."

BTW- Just got the foot cut on, shot still working but I bet I am a pound lighter. Sucker took off most of my big toe. I was thinking, make great bait.
 
Bowriter never fails, has a fishing trip with a great guide and the first picture is tasteless and serves no purpose. No place for that picture on a website that I am thinking wants to be family friendly.
 
Bowriter never fails, has fishing trip with a great guide and the first picture is tasteless and serves no purpose.
 
Headhunter said:
Bowriter never fails, has a fishing trip with a great guide and the first picture is tasteless and serves no purpose. No place for that picture on a website that I am thinking wants to be family friendly.
Thats awesome,you never give up ! :)
 
Not sure what you mean by never give up, but if you mean mentioning the vulgar, sexual references Bowriter consistently makes and make an attempt to try and make him clean up his posts on a website that should be abled to be viewed by children of the members, then you have it right. Some of the most disturbing, out of place posts, that have nothing to do with the subject posted about have been made by Bowriter. I know it was a trip with a guide and the guide posted the pictures, but that is not an appropiate picture and it is just sad.
 
Headhunter said:
Not sure what you mean by never give up, but if you mean mentioning the vulgar, sexual references Bowriter consistently makes and make an attempt to try and make him clean up his posts on a website that should be abled to be viewed by children of the members, then you have it right. Some of the most disturbing, out of place posts, that have nothing to do with the subject posted about have been made by Bowriter. I know it was a trip with a guide and the guide posted the pictures, but that is not an appropiate picture and it is just sad.

I think that your children see, hear and talk everyday much worse in school, around friends and on TV then what bowriter shows or writes. Lighten up a bit comes to mind here. ;)
 
:cool: sounds like an awesome trip, and is really makin me want to head to one of the dams and catch some dam catfish! :D After vacation I want to plan a trip to old hickory dam and catch some cats.
 
Yeah, I know. Only we intelligentre recgnize true humor. How can you beat, "Hey, pull my finger?"

However, if the Simms and I have inadvertently ruined the life of some poor child, we sincerly appologize. I realize we should be at least as constrained as Lady Gaga.
 
My wife had to take a series of promotion pictures of me for an upcoming trade show seminar. After posing for two hours I started to goof around a bit to alleviate boredom.This picture is for Headhunter. :) :) :)

Bowriter what do you think should I use this image to put on the posters? :) :)
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