I got a little Johnson for sale
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The title.
Never tried selling one but spent my youth trying to give one away....
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With this being Pride month and all this should be a hot ticket item
still waving this little beauty around . any takers?? . for real, need to sell. make an offer
. any takers?? . for real, need to sell. make an offer
Hummm I thought this was a thread about @gasman 
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I got a couple questions about your little Johnson...
1) does the "pee hole" in your little Johnson provide a strong, solid stream? A weak or dribbling pee hole in your little Johnson can be a sign of other problems.
2) does your little Johnson have power tilt, or do you have to get it up manually?
3) has your little Johnson always been ran in a clean, wet environment? Running them dry...or in mud, can be damaging (I've heard).
4) has your little Johnson always been properly mounted? Improper mounting can permanently alter the geometry of the shaft.
5) have the coil packs (located under the power head of your little Johnson) been tested for output? I've heard that as they get older, the spark output can get weak... causing difficult starts and loss of power.
6) and lastly, and this is highly unlikely....have you ever hit the bottom with your little Johnson?
Actually, I'm not interested in your little Johnson, but thought these questions needed to be asked for those that are.
1) does the "pee hole" in your little Johnson provide a strong, solid stream? A weak or dribbling pee hole in your little Johnson can be a sign of other problems.
2) does your little Johnson have power tilt, or do you have to get it up manually?
3) has your little Johnson always been ran in a clean, wet environment? Running them dry...or in mud, can be damaging (I've heard).
4) has your little Johnson always been properly mounted? Improper mounting can permanently alter the geometry of the shaft.
5) have the coil packs (located under the power head of your little Johnson) been tested for output? I've heard that as they get older, the spark output can get weak... causing difficult starts and loss of power.
6) and lastly, and this is highly unlikely....have you ever hit the bottom with your little Johnson?
Actually, I'm not interested in your little Johnson, but thought these questions needed to be asked for those that are.
Did you stay @ a Holiday Inn or take an online Urologist courseI got a couple questions about your little Johnson...
1) does the "pee hole" in your little Johnson provide a strong, solid stream? A weak or dribbling pee hole in your little Johnson can be a sign of other problems.
2) does your little Johnson have power tilt, or do you have to get it up manually?
3) has your little Johnson always been ran in a clean, wet environment? Running them dry...or in mud, can be damaging (I've heard).
4) has your little Johnson always been properly mounted? Improper mounting can permanently alter the geometry of the shaft.
5) have the coil packs (located under the power head of your little Johnson) been tested for output? I've heard that as they get older, the spark output can get weak... causing difficult starts and loss of power.
6) and lastly, and this is highly unlikely....have you ever hit the bottom with your little Johnson?
Actually, I'm not interested in your little Johnson, but thought these questions needed to be asked for those that are.
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Urologist course?Did you stay @ a Holiday Inn or take an online Urologist course
NopeOutboard mechanic? Just a ton of experience...
Yeah rightUrologist course?
Outboard mechanic? Just a ton of experience...
Im envious of waterman. Hes gonna sell his johnson and i couldnt give mine away lol
7mm08
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He's obviously got some pecker checker or Richard doc experiencesUrologist course?
Outboard mechanic? Just a ton of experience...
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Nope, just spend to much time on these forums listening to the old geezers complain about their short comings....
That would fit perfect on my boat, but I am short on extra cash and out of stuff to trade.
Unless you can do a payment plan?
7mm08
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A guy short on cash trying to buy a short Johnson……. I guess TNDEER has done gone "inclusive" as they say.
