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<blockquote data-quote="348Winchester" data-source="post: 5459381" data-attributes="member: 11952"><p>I have two. </p><p></p><p>The first one happened about 20 or 21 years ago. It was a very cold clear morning just before daybreak. I was walking up a logging road on mountain side that had been logged the previous spring/summer. Upon attaining the crest, I let out a massive fart. It was not long, maybe one second, but very loud. The clear, cold morning air must have allowed it to be carried a long way for I heard a deer blow loudly from the very bottom of the log cut which was easily 1/4 miles distant.</p><p></p><p>When my little girl was nine we were sitting in a two man stand overlooking a food plot. A meager spike came in and fed right in front of us. He was facing us. She ripped a colossal fart that caused the metal stand to ring like a giant tuning fork! It had to be a sharp note! F sharp would be my guess. That little buck tilted his head oddly as if trying to figure out what the hell that sound was. She then ripped another one that sounded like a Skil saw shredding a 3/4 inch sheet of plywood. I burst out laughing and the buck swapped ends and beat a hasty retreat. I laughed until I damn near passed out. We did not see anything else that evening.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="348Winchester, post: 5459381, member: 11952"] I have two. The first one happened about 20 or 21 years ago. It was a very cold clear morning just before daybreak. I was walking up a logging road on mountain side that had been logged the previous spring/summer. Upon attaining the crest, I let out a massive fart. It was not long, maybe one second, but very loud. The clear, cold morning air must have allowed it to be carried a long way for I heard a deer blow loudly from the very bottom of the log cut which was easily 1/4 miles distant. When my little girl was nine we were sitting in a two man stand overlooking a food plot. A meager spike came in and fed right in front of us. He was facing us. She ripped a colossal fart that caused the metal stand to ring like a giant tuning fork! It had to be a sharp note! F sharp would be my guess. That little buck tilted his head oddly as if trying to figure out what the hell that sound was. She then ripped another one that sounded like a Skil saw shredding a 3/4 inch sheet of plywood. I burst out laughing and the buck swapped ends and beat a hasty retreat. I laughed until I damn near passed out. We did not see anything else that evening. [/QUOTE]
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