"Topper?" Don't think I've met him.
But I know Michael Jordan. Played a few rounds with Tiger Woods - birdied 18 to take his money. I once slept with Ashley Judd. Wish she'd quit calling me.
Me and Nelson Mandela once shared a skiff, and let me tell ya, ...
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