Didnt make it...

[MUP]

Got ready to head out, about to get in the truck, and my guts twist up! I shouldn't be surprised, par for the dern course for me this year I tell ya! :/

 

[348Winchester]

Can't you crap in the woods?

 

[hunter0925]

Can't you crap in the woods?

That would be a pic for the trail cam forum!

 

[MUP]

I guess I could stick a hose up my hind end while in the stand and let it drain. :/ Not too easy to shed all the winter clothes, safety harness, that is AFTER climbing down from the stand wo crapping your drawers.

 

[hunter0925]

I guess I could stick a hose up my hind end while in the stand and let it drain. :/ Not too easy to shed all the winter clothes, safety harness, that is AFTER climbing down from the stand wo crapping your drawers.

It is called Depends! There should be some old timers that you could borrow some from!

 

[Baxter83]

BAAAAHAHAHA!

Been there, done that....Not crapping my trousers, but having to climb down, and disrobe in the woods with all of my heavy clothes, harness, etc. Not fun, or funny until a day or two later...lol

 

[MUP]

Yea, just don't feel like creating another tndeer Classic story to be told and retold every season

 

[rooketnhunter]

Lol nature calls

 

[tailchaser]

We need to get a patten on coveralls like the old union long johns with the flap in the back,I'd bet hunters would but um.

 

[Rob R.]

We need to get a patten on coveralls like the old union long johns with the flap in the back,I'd bet hunters would but um.

I never did trust those flaps! LOL

I mean your always asking yourself. Just where is that thing hanging?(FLAP of course)

 

[Columbia Scott]

I think even with depends if I cut loose it's coming out the legs and top.

 

[UTGrad]

I've learned to just hold it and the urge will go away. Now morning BM urges are a different game all together. You can't stop some of them 5:00 am dumps from coming...like a prairie dog on a mission lol

 

[Columbia Scott]

UT grad, you must be in your 20's. try holding back the log jam in about 15 years.

 

[Lost Lake]

UT grad, you must be in your 20's. try holding back the log jam in about 15 years.

In my twenties I laughed when others couldn't hold on. In my thirties it was slightly less humorous. Now in my forties, there ain't no way to stop things if they are on a roll.

When those contractions get closer and closer together I gotta have a game plan.

Angel Soft....never hit the woods without it..and some wet wipes...

 

[TNRazorback]

"Chocolate Rain"

 

[huntinkev]

UT grad, you must be in your 20's. try holding back the log jam in about 15 years.

In my twenties I laughed when others couldn't hold on. In my thirties it was slightly less humorous. Now in my forties, there ain't no way to stop things if they are on a roll.

When those contractions get closer and closer together I gotta have a game plan.

Angel Soft....never hit the woods without it..and some wet wipes...

I'm in my 30's and what you are saying holds true so far, 30's you may think about holding for awhile but you start thinking of a game plan and pretty soon carrying it out. While in my 20's you hold it and go on and don't give it another thought.

And another thing, as I get older I focus more on bowel movements, if they aren't right then it kind of ruins the day.
Everything is alright in the world as long as your regular.

 

[MUP]

I dont care how old you are, you can't stop the Hershey squirts!

 

[UTGrad]

One of the great satisfactions in life is a nice slick dump with a clean break.

 

[MUP]

True dat!

 

[tickweed]

Ain't nothing wrong if a man craps his drawers once in a while, especially if he's over fifty. Of course, this isn't spoken from experience.