Cooking Jokes

[JohnnyBond]

Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.

Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"

 

[JohnnyBond]

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?


Because he was on a roll.

 

[JohnnyBond]

Why did the student eat his homework?








The teacher told him it was a piece of cake

 

[JohnnyBond]

What starts with "t" ends with "t" and is filled with "t"?

 

[JohnnyBond]

What starts with "t" ends with "t" and is filled with "t"?

[size]TEAPOT[/size]

 

[JohnnyBond]

Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?










Because it said 'concentrate.'

 

[RodBone75]