2005 Kia Spectra 5 Hatchback

[TN Larry]

My Dad is wanting to sell my mom's car as he doesn't drive it a whole lot anymore. It's not perfect but would make someone a nice car.

He has owned for well over 10 years, never had an issue with it, and runs good. It has 99,000 miles, sun roof, power windows and locks with $500 of routine maintenance done last year (new timing belt, spark plugs, plug wires). It does have some clear coat peeling in some places, and the passenger window doesn't work. Interior is good with no rips or tears that I know of.

$3,500

PM me or call/text 931 - six four four - 9393, and I can put you in touch with him.

And since I'm a nice guy, I'll throw in a Henry Long Ranger 308 for $1k more that way you won't have to tell the wife that you bought a gun. Lol…..

 

[TN Larry]

@Specializedjon here you go. Sell the truck and pick you up a "mule" car. Should hold several guns in the back hatch, and I'll throw in a Henry Long Ranger for a little more.

 

[C1295]

@Specializedjon here you go. Sell the truck and pick you up a "mule" car. Should hold several guns in the back hatch, and I'll throw in a Henry Long Ranger for a little more.

Needs a banner decal on the wind shield that says "the Mule" and a gun rack

 

[TN Larry]

Needs a banner decal on the wind shield that says "the Mule" and a gun rack

Here you go.............John's Mule Service.

 

[C1295]

Here you go.............John's Mule Service.

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Perfect He cant turn that down.

 

[Specializedjon]

Very tempting. I need to be able to tow.

I've expanded my services.

Y'all suck

 

[TN Larry]

Very tempting. I need to be able to tow.

I've expanded my services.

Y'all suck

Can be here in a few days I'm sure.

 

[Specializedjon]

Damn you Larry.....

Do you have any idea the amount of I'm gonna get pulling up to meet @Hduke86 or @Kimber45 in a red Kia with a trailer hitch????

I'd rather....

 

[C1295]

Damn you Larry.....

Do you have any idea the amount of I'm gonna get pulling up to meet @Hduke86 or @Kimber45 in a red Kia with a trailer hitch????

I'd rather....

this could be you (PICTURE SOME BULL HORNS ON THE NOSE AND PULLING YOUR TRAILER.)

 

[Specializedjon]

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this could be you (PICTURE SOME BULL HORNS ON THE NOSE AND PULLING YOUR TRAILER.)

We're getting warmer...only because of the camo on the hood. Point deducted for the spoiler though.

 

[C1295]

We're getting warmer...only because of the camo on the hood. Point deducted for the spoiler though.

Your bald though right? You could give off some Vin diesel fast and furious vibes! wear a white tank top all the time and carry a pump shot gun with you no one would say a word! Plus thing of the MPG! (I except commission on this one @TN Larry I'm reeling him in.)

 

[Specializedjon]

I appreciate your enthusiasm and effort to try and humiliate me....

but I'm a man of high principles and low character. I can't be swayed. Even with the trojan horse Henry .308 Larry's trying to sneak in.


Someone please buy this damn thing....quickly.

 

[Hduke86]

Damn you Larry.....

Do you have any idea the amount of I'm gonna get pulling up to meet @Hduke86 or @Kimber45 in a red Kia with a trailer hitch????

I'd rather....

If you have to squat down to get in your ride like a woman trying to pee WELL…… I'd call that a B@%^ ride.

 

[Tenntrapper]

If you have to squat down to get in your ride like a woman trying to pee WELL…… I'd call that a B@%^ ride.

I thought that's what you call @rem270 ??

 

[TN Larry]

I have officially helped derail my own thread but enjoyed the laughs. Still got a car and gun for sale though. Lol……

 

[C1295]

I have officially helped derail my own thread but enjoyed the laughs. Still got a car and gun for sale though. Lol……

Hey its keeping it at the top at least GLWS brother. I tried.

 

[TN Larry]

Hey its keeping it at the top at least GLWS brother. I tried.

Yes sir, keep 'em coming. I've had a good laugh even if I don't make a sale. LOL.

 

[C1295]

Yes sir, keep 'em coming. I've had a good laugh even if I don't make a sale. LOL.

Oh will find the right Sucker

 

[Specializedjon]

 

[C1295]

I heard from somewhere @Snake was only 10" tall and a midget this may be perfect for him. Or maybe it was 10'