We were lucky at the Alabama game

[RUGER]

The 4 seats directly behind us contained 2 drunk dudes and 2 young boys that could scream like girls.
Little did I know, but soon learned, they were an offensive coordinator, defensive coordinator AND a play by play guy.
If I got hit in the head by a pom pom once, I got hit 218 times.
The kids were playing a game, taking turns kneeing me in the kidney, one side at a time, taking turns the entire game.
Drunk dude to my left fell on me twice. He was nice and apologized. LOL

The guy to my right had a Bobby G voice and weighed maybe a buck fiddy. (If you know, you know)
Made the game tough to endure.

I had to laugh when on two consecutive plays this occurred.
Run play little to no gain.
THROW THE BALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pass play, incomplete.
RUN THE BALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I was like sheesh, make up your mind dude.

I really hope they had an uber or something and didn't drive home with them two boys in the car with them.

 

[MUP]

A crocodile Dundee elbow to the temple could have spelled nighty night for him... just sayin'.

 

[pockets]

 

[PalsPal]

Yeah that's a negative to attending games.

I'm a big guy. At TN they have the seats so small that two average people take up three seats.

We were in 3&4. I was in 4. When 1&2 got there, the usher said we needed to scoot down. I told him, "Buddy, the #4 is right in the middle of my butt, so this is where I'm sitting"!

So, they squeezed in. However, there wasn't anyone in front of us, so my daughter moved down after a bit.

 

[RUGER]

Yeah that's a negative to attending games.

I'm a big guy. At TN they have the seats so small that two average people take up three seats.

We were in 3&4. I was in 4. When 1&2 got there, the usher said we needed to scoot down. I told him, "Buddy, the #4 is right in the middle of my butt, so this is where I'm sitting"!

So, they squeezed in. However, there wasn't anyone in front of us, so my daughter moved down after a bit.

With about 9 minutes to go in the third quarter the woman by man plus 3 more people that she was with all left so man moved down to a cushioned seat and I just slid over on my bench.
Made for a MUCH better game.

 

[Spurhunter]

You probably realize it now, but you can't go to Tuscaloser and expect to rub elbows with the best society has to offer. I've been AMAZED reading posts on Fakebook about Jermaine Burton pushing/hitting that woman in the head. The vast majority of alabama fans think she got what she deserved because she shouldn't be on the field. The same ones agree Satan did the right thing by not suspending him. Apparently putting your hands on a woman is ok if you are an alabama player.

 

[Spurhunter]

The 4 seats directly behind us contained 2 drunk dudes and 2 young boys that could scream like girls.
Little did I know, but soon learned, they were an offensive coordinator, defensive coordinator AND a play by play guy.

Every single time I go to a baseball game this happens to me. The guy behind me is always (apparently) a former MLB coach, manager, GM, Cy Young winner, MVP, play by play announcer and statistician.

 

[UCStandSitter]

Every single time I go to a baseball game this happens to me. The guy behind me is always (apparently) a former MLB coach, manager, GM, Cy Young winner, MVP, play by play announcer and statistician.

Big reason why I only go to minor league games now. That and the woke MLB. At least in the minors I'm not inundated with that crap (yet).

 

[Spurhunter]

Big reason why I only go to minor league games now. That and the woke MLB. At least in the minors I'm not inundated with that crap (yet).

I'm talking about minor league baseball! Specifically the Memphis Redbirds. I used to go a lot until I decided going to memphis at night was a good way to get dead.

 

[bigquacks]

You probably realize it now, but you can't go to Tuscaloser and expect to rub elbows with the best society has to offer. I've been AMAZED reading posts on Fakebook about Jermaine Burton pushing/hitting that woman in the head. The vast majority of alabama fans think she got what she deserved because she shouldn't be on the field. The same ones agree Satan did the right thing by not suspending him. Apparently putting your hands on a woman is ok if you are an alabama player.

Burton feared for his life, do you not have any compassion? Did you not see the girl running by him and the look of death in her eyes. Saban said they were all scared but yet only one thought it enough to hit a girl.

 

[Crow Terminator]

I've been to NASCAR races and football games. There's some odd people that go to them for sure. I got into a fight at Bristol with a drunk that didn't show up until there were less than 100 laps left. Bristol is super loud and dude kept yanking my ear muffs off my head to talk to me. I gave him a good shove and told him if he grabbed my head again, that would be it. He didn't listen and I fired that head up for him. The last Bama game I went to was under the lights. When they did a light show within the 1st quarter, one of the people near me must have had epilepsy because it triggered seizures in her. That whole family left and everybody spread out and had decent room. My only negative at any of them was one guy who would yell "let's go boo boooo" and clap at nearly every play.

 

[Spurhunter]

I've been to NASCAR races and football games. There's some odd people that go to them for sure. I got into a fight at Bristol with a drunk that didn't show up until there were less than 100 laps left. Bristol is super loud and dude kept yanking my ear muffs off my head to talk to me. I gave him a good shove and told him if he grabbed my head again, that would be it. He didn't listen and I fired that head up for him.

I would have loved to see that scene develop!

 

[UCStandSitter]

I'm talking about minor league baseball! Specifically the Memphis Redbirds. I used to go a lot until I decided going to memphis at night was a good way to get dead.

Man that's sad. We'll go up to Sevierville for Smokies games (was a Cubs fan before it was cool). Always enjoyable. I like to sit down the baselines a bit to get away from the idiots. Some sections are alcohol free which I appreciate.

 

[Spurhunter]

Man that's sad. We'll go up to Sevierville for Smokies games (was a Cubs fan before it was cool). Always enjoyable. I like to sit down the baselines a bit to get away from the idiots. Some sections are alcohol free which I appreciate.

There's a nice minor league stadium in Jackson. I think it's the Seattle Mariners farm team. Or maybe the D-Backs. I'm going to have to check out a game there.

 

[younggun308]

Apparently putting your hands on a woman is ok if you are an alabama player.

Thought the Baylor fiasco suggested that's how CFB programs recruit.

 

[UCStandSitter]

There's a nice minor league stadium in Jackson. I think it's the Seattle Mariners farm team. Or maybe the D-Backs. I'm going to have to cjeck out a game there.

AA is a different animal for sure. Mostly families. People clap for the good stuff and cheer a bit but most are just there for a nice day out. At the Smokies we will buy family ticket deals where you sit in the alcohol free zone and it comes with a hotdog, coke, and chips for $14. May be hogher now. Didn't go this year

 

[cbhunter]

There's a nice minor league stadium in Jackson. I think it's the Seattle Mariners farm team. Or maybe the D-Backs. I'm going to have to check out a game there.

They haven't had a team in the last 3 years or so.

 

[Spurhunter]

They haven't had a team in the last 3 years or so.

No way! So the stadium just sits empty? That sucks.

 

[cbhunter]

No way! So the stadium just sits empty? That sucks.

Yes, pretty much. Vols are playing there next month. I believe it sold out

 

[Spurhunter]

Yes, pretty much. Vols are playing there next month. I believe it sold out

But you have our tickets, right?