Two elderly gentlemen, Rad and Taylor, from a retirement center down in Brownsville, Tn. were sitting on a bench under a tree.
One turned to the other and said: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. All those years of deer hunting have taken a toll on this old body. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim said, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'
One turned to the other and said: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. All those years of deer hunting have taken a toll on this old body. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim said, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'