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<blockquote data-quote="Ski" data-source="post: 5153818" data-attributes="member: 20583"><p>Reminds me of a funny but non-related story. I came home at daylight one morning smelling like perfume, booze, & sweat, and was looking pretty rough, so I rubbed some blue chalk all over my hands for an alibi in case I got caught. Sure enough wife was waiting up for me. She asked where I'd been so I said, <em>"honey the truth is I've been out all night with the most beautiful blonde, and I'm really sorry. Please forgive me?"</em> Hands on her hip with the death stare she told me to hold out my hands. One look at the blue stain and she went off full tilt, <em>"you SOB liar you've been out gambling at pool again!!!" </em></p><p></p><p>Sadly that's a partially true story, but I'm not saying which part <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="🤫" title="Shushing face :shushing_face:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f92b.png" data-shortname=":shushing_face:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ski, post: 5153818, member: 20583"] Reminds me of a funny but non-related story. I came home at daylight one morning smelling like perfume, booze, & sweat, and was looking pretty rough, so I rubbed some blue chalk all over my hands for an alibi in case I got caught. Sure enough wife was waiting up for me. She asked where I'd been so I said, [I]"honey the truth is I've been out all night with the most beautiful blonde, and I'm really sorry. Please forgive me?"[/I] Hands on her hip with the death stare she told me to hold out my hands. One look at the blue stain and she went off full tilt, [I]"you SOB liar you've been out gambling at pool again!!!" [/I] Sadly that's a partially true story, but I'm not saying which part 🤫[I] [/I] [/QUOTE]
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