Your best cold weather joke

TNCharlie

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A man was ice fishing on a bitter cold day with no luck at all. Not far away he saw a young boy also ice fishing, but the boy was steadily pulling in fish. The man finally could not take it any more and decided to go talk to the boy.

Man: Son, I see you catchng all these fish and I haven't caught any. Would you tell me your secret?

Boy: Mmpff mmmpfff...

Man: I didn't understand. Will you say that again, please?

Boy: MMpfpfs mthrps...

Man: Sorry to keep asking, but I still can't understand. Will you repeat it again?

Boy (spitting a wad into his hand): You have to keep the worms warm.
 
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TNCharlie":37p5bhu7 said:
A man was ice fishing on a bitter cold day with no luck at all. Not far away he saw a young boy also ice fishing, but the boy was steadily pulling in fish. The man finally could not take it any more and decided to go talk to the boy.

Man: Son, I see you catchng all these fish and I haven't caught any. Would you tell me your secret?

Boy: Mmpff mmmpfff...

Man: I didn't understand. Will you say that again, please?

Boy: MMpfpfs mthrps...

Man: Sorry to keep asking, but I still can't understand. Will you repeat it again?

Boy (spitting a wad into his hand): You have to keep the worms warm.

WINNER :tu: :super:
 
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It's so cold i bet




































Nobody wen't deer hunting this morning.
 
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It's so cold...I saw a Liberal with his hands in his own pockets. :rotf:
 
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Chaneylake":37jcybs6 said:
It's so cold in my house that when I scraped the brown spot off of the bed sheet and threw it on the hot stove that it made a "fart" sound
Sorry man but I'm going to reuse this one!! :rotf: :rotf:
 

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