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blondebear
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for the past 5 or 6 years the family ( 10 - 15) who owned my property before me want to either ride 4 wheelers or sleds thru my place on a "memory ride". always during the holiday season and they just show up. they start about a mile or so away at a family members home and are drunk by the time they get here. 1st time they did this they were passing a jug of cheap vodka around and offered me a shot. wanted none and looked at the bottle and "stuff" was floating around. I told them i'd grab a drink of my own and toast the new year. snifter of blantons . after the toast they wanted to try mine. crap, poured all a drink and sure nuff , the heathens just shot it down. emptied my bottle and left.
repeat each year.
fast forward to this year and the family member told me when they were coming.
this time I was prepared. saved an empty blantons bottle. bought a pint of the cheapest canadian whiskey I could find. filled the empty bottle with it. when they roared up this year I brought out a tray with paper Dixie like cups and the bottle of blantons. poured their cups full until the bottle was gone . I just happened to have a tsing tao opened so I could toast with them. yep. then they wanted to try a tsing tao. that was my last one. knowing they won't leave until any and all alcohol I have is gone (I do hide my cologne and rubbing alcohol ), I prepared further. told them I did have a can of steel reserve they could split. they all took a swig and left. stood outside until I heard them leaving my prop.
save those empty bourbon bottles. :tu: they had no clue.
repeat each year.
fast forward to this year and the family member told me when they were coming.
this time I was prepared. saved an empty blantons bottle. bought a pint of the cheapest canadian whiskey I could find. filled the empty bottle with it. when they roared up this year I brought out a tray with paper Dixie like cups and the bottle of blantons. poured their cups full until the bottle was gone . I just happened to have a tsing tao opened so I could toast with them. yep. then they wanted to try a tsing tao. that was my last one. knowing they won't leave until any and all alcohol I have is gone (I do hide my cologne and rubbing alcohol ), I prepared further. told them I did have a can of steel reserve they could split. they all took a swig and left. stood outside until I heard them leaving my prop.
save those empty bourbon bottles. :tu: they had no clue.