Stupid Turkeys!

Trapper John

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Had a similar thought this morning. Except in my case they were surrounded by hens at first light and ignored my sexy hen decoy despite the thong bikini I added as an aftermarket accessory.
 

Wrangler95

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Trapper John said:
Had a similar thought this morning. Except in my case they were surrounded by hens at first light and ignored my sexy hen decoy despite the thong bikini I added as an aftermarket accessory.


LOL
 

Barrett

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Trapper John said:
Had a similar thought this morning. Except in my case they were surrounded by hens at first light and ignored my sexy hen decoy despite the thong bikini I added as an aftermarket accessory.

Haha!
 

Todd Lamb

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I know what you mean I cant call a turkey in to save my life,so I started putting the indian sneak on them couple years ago I killed a nice one today about 11:30 I was on one mountain and there was about 10 strutting and gobbling on the mountain across from me I used binos.to find them in a reclaimed strip pit drove as close as I dared to and eased around a 4-wheeler trail then got in a ditch line to within 30 yards of two of them flipped the safety off and eased up to the top of the ditch and shot him while he was wondering why that bush kept peeking over the top of the ditch.
 

KPH

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I never will for get being told . When a deer see a man setting in the woods the first thing he thinks of it is a stump. When a turkey sees a stump in the woods he doesn't think until he has ran 2 miles.
 

catman529

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KPH said:
I never will for get being told . When a deer see a man setting in the woods the first thing he thinks of it is a stump. When a turkey sees a stump in the woods he doesn't think until he has ran 2 miles.
i don't know about that, only highly pressured public land birds have recognized me by shape, the rest just look around wondering where that sexy hen talk came from.
 

Pawsome

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If they have a brain the size of a pea and they out smarted you what does that say bout you. In the words of Lewis Grizzard Dang brother i dont believe I would have told that haha Just Joking!!!!
 
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