So, once again...she thought I was dead.. 😂

[Tenntrapper]

Was woken up this morning with the slightest touch of her hand on my back. It was obvious what she was doing. Hand would move from place to place. I noticed that my breathing was very shallow, but let's not change anything... After a minute or so of feeling around on my back, her hand went to my side..on my ribs. I remained motionless. Apparently, she couldn't detect any movement from me breathing...she starts feeling for pulse...I remained motionless...
Finally, after I thought she had had enough, I say...."you know, if you really want to know if I'm alive...just grab holdst of my......!!!"
WARP....You azzhole!!!

 

[TNTreeman]

You shouldn't do that to her. She obviously has a lot of time and training in you with all that pie making and cooking and such. She wants to be sure you'll be around for a long to time to cook and clean.

 

[BlackBelt]

I am glad you are blessed enough have a woman that cares

 

[redblood]

I am glad you are blessed enough have a woman that cares

Not so fast. She might have had her insurance policy and 2 crossed fingers, in the other hand!!!