Smoked Oysters

[EastTNHunter]

I'd never tried them before yesterday. Someone bought them as an appetizer and I tried one. Not great, but not bad either. So I tried another. I've never tried something that held so much smoky flavor.

Fast forward to yesterday evening… I was battling the uncontrollable flatulents, and they were stinky. I have to assume that it was the oysters.

Went hunting this morning and the farts had not subsided at all. I kept breaking wind uncontrollably, and the only way that I can describe it is "otherworldly." I was gagging myself, and I swear that a squirrel fell out of a tree beside me. I think I know why I didn't see any deer this morning, but it was enjoyable being out there. I just felt that I needed to apologize to the wildlife.

Anyone else experienced this affect from smoked oysters before?

 

[MUP]

That's a..... Gas!

 

[DoubleRidge]

Cracking me up No...that has not been my experience...sharp cheddar cheese, saltine crackers and smoked oysters...delicious!! But I will admit my wife cant be in tbe same room while i eat them...the sight and smell of them make her sick?

 

[diamond hunter]

That stinks

 

[Popcorn]

They do not bother me but I do love to eat them with saltines!

 

[Tenntrapper]

Nothing to do with oysters, but...
The other morning when we woke up, the first thing my wife said to me...."whatever you ate yesterday.... don't you EVER eat it again!!!".
Apparently, I was rather gassy during the night...

 

[BSK]

Love smoked oysters. And no, they do not give me gastric issues.

 

[waterman]

love em with cheez wizz. dont remember them making stinky but then again. my farts usually stink

 

[double browtine]

The only way I care for oysters is oysters Rockefeller.
The worst gas for me is caused by chili and dark beer!

 

[BSK]

The only way I care for oysters is oysters Rockefeller.
The worst gas for me is caused by chili and dark beer!

Certain dark Lager beers really give me the farts! It's the yeast used in Lagers.

 

[7mm08]

I have been banned from eating dried apricots FOREVER!

Love oysters except steamed don't do anything for me.

 

[BigAl]

Love smoked oysters. And no, they do not give me gastric issues.

Same for me. When Costco came here many years ago they had them and I got hooked. Then they quit carrying them so I just op for the occasional can every now and then.

 

[BigCityBubba]

I'd never tried them before yesterday. Someone bought them as an appetizer and I tried one. Not great, but not bad either. So I tried another. I've never tried something that held so much smoky flavor.

Fast forward to yesterday evening… I was battling the uncontrollable flatulents, and they were stinky. I have to assume that it was the oysters.

Went hunting this morning and the farts had not subsided at all. I kept breaking wind uncontrollably, and the only way that I can describe it is "otherworldly." I was gagging myself, and I swear that a squirrel fell out of a tree beside me. I think I know why I didn't see any deer this morning, but it was enjoyable being out there. I just felt that I needed to apologize to the wildlife.

Anyone else experienced this affect from smoked oysters before?

Did you see any deer? I have a hard time eating oysters from a can. Now if you are talking throwing oysters on the half shell on the grill with a little butter and garlic, I am all over those.

 

[EastTNHunter]

Did you see any deer? I have a hard time eating oysters from a can. Now if you are talking throwing oysters on the half shell on the grill with a little butter and garlic, I am all over those.

Didn't see a single deer.

These were not canned, they were smoked on the shell

 

[BigCityBubba]

Didn't see a single deer.

These were not canned, they were smoked on the shell

I can't imagine why.

Thats totally different. I would have been all over those.

 

[TAFKAP]

I'd never tried them before yesterday. Someone bought them as an appetizer and I tried one. Not great, but not bad either. So I tried another. I've never tried something that held so much smoky flavor.

Fast forward to yesterday evening… I was battling the uncontrollable flatulents, and they were stinky. I have to assume that it was the oysters.

Went hunting this morning and the farts had not subsided at all. I kept breaking wind uncontrollably, and the only way that I can describe it is "otherworldly." I was gagging myself, and I swear that a squirrel fell out of a tree beside me. I think I know why I didn't see any deer this morning, but it was enjoyable being out there. I just felt that I needed to apologize to the wildlife.

Anyone else experienced this affect from smoked oysters before?

I would sell my body for smoked oysters

 

[Uncle J]

I'd never tried them before yesterday. Someone bought them as an appetizer and I tried one. Not great, but not bad either. So I tried another. I've never tried something that held so much smoky flavor.

Fast forward to yesterday evening… I was battling the uncontrollable flatulents, and they were stinky. I have to assume that it was the oysters.

Went hunting this morning and the farts had not subsided at all. I kept breaking wind uncontrollably, and the only way that I can describe it is "otherworldly." I was gagging myself, and I swear that a squirrel fell out of a tree beside me. I think I know why I didn't see any deer this morning, but it was enjoyable being out there. I just felt that I needed to apologize to the wildlife.

Anyone else experienced this affect from smoked oysters before?

Cover scent!!!

 

[DeerCamp]

I loved oysters, but the most unique Oyster dish I have had was oyster dressing (Think Thanksgiving).

NO farts.

 

[BSK]

Strange thing is, I wouldn't eat a raw oyster even if you paid me to. But smoked oysters? Love them!