Non-hunter Phrases

[rolltide22]

If I ever caught a deer, you would read about it in the paper)

 

[Hunt 365]

While having dinner with me,

With a sudden startled look on her face,
"THIS isn't deer, is it?!?!"

Me: "That's ground sirloin."

Her: "Great, I knew it was too good to be deer".

Me Thinking: "Yep, ground sirloin venison." [/quote
Ha ha....had this happen too

 

[taximan]

"poor defenseless animals" is one i hate, defenseless????? them critters are built to survive!!!

and it kills me (and i dont know why it bothers me so bad) is when people add an S to deer....."did you see any deers?"

 

[Biggun4214]

After her third bowl of stew a friend of my wife ask if she had just ate Bambi. I replied, "No Bambi's mama."