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* If you are caught robbing a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years.

* Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

* What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

* If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

* Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

* Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

* Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

* Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty

* The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims”. (My Favorite)

* Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

* 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

* Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

* The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.

* If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

* Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it..

* If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

* If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day". ......
 
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Lol some good ones.


You must be REALLY bored today :D
 
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RUGER":ihr6i8oo said:
* If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day". ......

2/2/22 is a Wednesday, but 2/22/22 falls on a Tuesday.
 
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RUGER":wv1dt3ir said:
* Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?
The letter u used to written as v, it was only in the past few hundred years that it became rounded. Maybe that's why? But good question!
 
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TNGunsmoke":31adc18t said:
RUGER":31adc18t said:
* If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day". ......

2/2/22 is a Wednesday, but 2/22/22 falls on a Tuesday.


LOL and rem called ME the bored one. :) :rotf: :smash:
 
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My last day of work before taking off for 2 weeks. Yes, I'm bored, and no, I don't intend to do much today for fear of having to get someone else to finish it while I'm off.
 
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TNGunsmoke":3bsqndtz said:
My last day of work before taking off for 2 weeks. Yes, I'm bored, and no, I don't intend to do much today for fear of having to get someone else to finish it while I'm off.

Atta boy !!


Here's one for ya then.

Why do we put a round pizza in a square box and eat it in triangles?

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Not all pizza is round or cut into triangles.

This is honestly the very best pizza in the Universe. Seriously. Frankies on Bird Road in Miami. His daughter was Miss Tall America and she once pinched my butt.

Only sold White Rock soda. 100% take out.
 

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BMan":38cd9tix said:
RUGER":38cd9tix said:
* Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?
The letter u used to written as v, it was only in the past few hundred years that it became rounded. Maybe that's why? But good question!

In French, the W is called the double vee....sounds like "dooblavey"
 
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DaveB":11wa6i31 said:
Not all pizza is round or cut into triangles.

This is honestly the very best pizza in the Universe. Seriously. Frankies on Bird Road in Miami. His daughter was Miss Tall America and she once pinched my butt.

Only sold White Rock soda. 100% take out.

Yeah we used to have a place in South Fulton kinda like that.
Holy crap that was good pizza.
Sold out and thugs bought it and it only took once to know it tasted like cat piss. Twice to confirm it wasn't a fluke.
All I can figure is they bought the business as a front maybe?
Absolutely horrid.
 
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RUGER":2z6tnvu7 said:
DaveB":2z6tnvu7 said:
Not all pizza is round or cut into triangles.

This is honestly the very best pizza in the Universe. Seriously. Frankies on Bird Road in Miami. His daughter was Miss Tall America and she once pinched my butt.

Only sold White Rock soda. 100% take out.

Yeah we used to have a place in South Fulton kinda like that.
Holy crap that was good pizza.
Sold out and thugs bought it and it only took once to know it tasted like cat piss. Twice to confirm it wasn't a fluke.
All I can figure is they bought the business as a front maybe?
Absolutely horrid.
Thin crust from any neighborhood joint in Chicago any day of the week. Cut in squares.
 

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