It's so cold...

[MUP]

Got any "it's so cold" jokes?

Dropped my comb, when I picked it up the teeth were chattering. :mrgreen:


Ruger, I also keyed someone's car by accident! :rotf:

 

[Chaneylake]

It's so cold that lawyers have their hands in their own pockets

 

[TNGunsmoke]

It's so cold, the thuglets have their pants pulled up to their waist.

It's so cold, folks are wearing 2 pair of pajama pants to Walmart.

 

[Pic IN the Casa]

It's so cold I'm shivering like a mobster in a tax office.
It's so cold I had to break the smoke off my chimney.
It's so cold I had to open the refrigerator to heat the house.
It's so cold that Lady Liberty put her torch inside her dress!
It's so cold prisoners are begging for the electric chair.
It's so cold I saw one dog trying to jump start another one.
It's so cold my balls have become ovaries!
It's so cold that roosters are rushing into KFC and begging to use the pressure cooker!
It's so cold Richard Simmons started wearing pants.
It's so cold a streaker froze in mid-streak! Mayor Mitchell hung a plaque around his neck so we have to pretend he's a statue until Spring.
It's so cold I chipped my tooth on my soup.
It's so cold Dunkin' Donuts is serving coffee on a stick.
It's so cold we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside to keep warm.
It's so cold, I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket.
It's so cold, I actually saw a gangsta pull his pants up.
It's so cold, ice cubes are coming out of my faucet.
It's so cold, I'm drinking hot sauce instead of coffee.
It's so cold, Jack Frost wants to warm up.
It's so cold I got brain freeze!
It's so cold I had to chisel my dog off a fire hydrant.
It's so cold my baby flipped into the breach position to get blood flow back to his feet.
It's so cold trees are chopping themselves into firewood.
It's so cold, cops are tazing themselves.

 

[Mike Belt]

LOL at my balls have become ovaries

 

[TNRifleman]

Goodfellas.............

 

[GRIT]

Someone to me to go to h,,, and i asked them for directions.

 

[Good time Charlie]

It's so cold .....I saw Richard Simmons in a pair of pants

 

[GRIT]

It's so cold my donkey said his az was froze

 

[Kimber45]

My neighbor said it was so cold that his false teeth were chattering, in the glass

 

[WTM]

Someone to me to go to h,,, and i asked them for directions.

lol, sorry but its so cold that h,,, has frozen over.

 

[Good time Charlie]

I is so cold ..I saw a flasher describing himself to local women.

 

[MUP]

:lol:

 

[Mike Belt]

I'm going to kill that d**n bug if it's the last thing I do, lol!

 

[Snake]

Colder than a well digger's arse !

 

[cbhunter]

Colder than an ex wifes heart while walking into the child support office!

 

[Good time Charlie]

Mike I will just use a portrait of me when I was younger.and looked pretty goood

 

[MUP]

 

[BamaProud]

I don't have a joke, but I just checked a few locations to see how 2018 stacks up historically for the first 3 days.
Memphis 4th coldest on record.
Jackson, TN 2nd
Jonesboro, AR 2nd
Tupelo, MS 1st
Nashville, TN 5th
Crossville, TN 1st
Chattanooga, TN 5th
Knoxville, TN 4th
Morristown, TN 1st

...I hate Winter.

 

[GRIT]

Tn Deer needs to have a polar bear splash