There's an old joke that sounds like this situation.
An old man goes into a restaurant to order dinner. Suddenly this person comes in and he couldn't make out the sex and happens that the he/she was covered in tattooes and multicolored hair. The he/she looks at the old fellow and ask "what are you staring at". The old fellow replies..... I'm sorry to stare... When I was in college I got drunk one night and had sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you could be my kid!