Idiot Sighting...

[Mike Belt]

How would you pronounce this little girl's name? Le-a...
Leah (nope)
Lee A (nope)
Laya (nope)
Lei (nope)
After the girl kept coming home from school crying because everyone kept mis-pronouncing her name the irate mother of this small Kansas City Student went to the school to straighten them out. Her name is Ladasha! Ladasha! The dash don't be silent.

After 38 years at the post office I thought I'd heard it all.

 

[Kimber45]

Poor kids

 

[Redwing]

Thanks for the laugh, that's awesome. Up in the skirts of Detroit, I lived by a woman who named her Daughter, Placenta.(sp)

 

[RUGER]

My favorite was the wife of a guy I worked with.
She was a school teacher.
Had a boy in her class named Emergency.


Emer
Gin
See


True story.

 

[Hangnail]

This kind of stuff is so funny, yet sad at the same time. Goes to show how far up the creek we are without a paddle.

 

[Deer Whisperer]

How would you pronounce this little girl's name? Le-a...
Leah (nope)
Lee A (nope)
Laya (nope)
Lei (nope)
After the girl kept coming home from school crying because everyone kept mis-pronouncing her name the irate mother of this small Kansas City Student went to the school to straighten them out. Her name is Ladasha! Ladasha! The dash don't be silent.


After 38 years at the post office I thought I'd heard it all.

Makes you wonder if she has a brother named Da/a. (Daslasha)

 

[Mudbone]

Wouldn't she be named lehyphena!

I guess dash is slang for hyphen.

 

[rukiddin]

How bout the woman who named her son "sha-theed" but spelled it sh!thead....

 

[Diehard Hunter]

My mother worked delivering babies for many years at a local hospital. Here are some of the more memorable names she heard.

1) Chandelier
2) Fe-Male (rhymes with tamale)
3) Gonoria emphasis on the "nor" ( the doctor had told the woman she had Ghonorhea)

There were more, but I can't remember them all.

 

[stik]

o-range-jel-lo
and
le-mon-jel-lo are the worse i've ever heard. twins

 

[7mm08]

Twins:
Or an jello
Li man jello

Orange jello
Lime jello

When I was on OB at Emory a kid was born with merconium staining....essentially the child had a BM before being born. Upon hearing the kid had merconium stain(so they watch for infection, etc) she said, I like that for a name.........somewhere in Atlanta is a kid named Merconium!

 

[7mm08]

Stik....you and have some sick friends with the same sick jokes!

 

[JThuntsalot]

Seen a girls name one time was ****head supposed to be pronounced (shi- thead)

 

[Big Gun]

Thank god ... I saw the topic tittle and thought someone had seen me ...

Imagine what I was thinking. I saw Mike at Lowe's earlier.

 

[BMan]

Seen a girls name one time was ****head supposed to be pronounced (shi- thead)

The other pronunciation is used for her parents baby-momma.

 

[Wobblyshot1]

Heard of one child given the name Opium. The mom said she'd come from the seed of a white poppy.

 

[TNReb]

Saw a patient in one of our systems once named Perfecta.

 

[TeamMainStreet]

Heard of one being named Nosmoking, pronounced Nos-mo-king.

 

[hunter0925]

I heard of one named Obama! Nuff said.....

 

[TeamMainStreet]

I heard of one named Obama! Nuff said.....

Is that pronounced Stupid [email protected]?