Got a funny excuse to leave work today.

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Have a guy that works weekend shift ask to come in yesterday and today to help out and get some OT. End of day yesterday he asked to work 6 to 12 today and I said that was fine. Told me he would work all day but needs to go up to the hospital because his ex girlfriend is having a baby and needs to make sure he's not the pappy. Said it like it was just a normal thing to do. I couldn't help but bust out laughing. Probably not the funniest excuse I've heard for someone leaving or calling it but caught me off guard big time lol!
 
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How was he planning on telling? Different ethnicity?

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fritoman":84bhls52 said:
How was he planning on telling? Different ethnicity?

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True story, he said he hopes he goes up there and it looks Hispanic :roll:
 
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rem270":2au94lev said:
fritoman":2au94lev said:
How was he planning on telling? Different ethnicity?

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True story, he said he hopes he goes up there and it looks Hispanic :roll:

If it's questionable, he may have to wait until the kid starts talking. If the kid starts speaking Spanish, he'll know.
:D :mrgreen: :party:
 
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Wow. Never heard that one.


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I have actually heard that one before myself.
My guy actually used the term paternity test though. :rotf:
 
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I have heard some strange ones:

My experience with a paternity test one was for an adult child in a divorce case. This chicklet 's Dad was saying the daughter was not his and he should not have to help pay for college. The girl was what you and I would describe as pretty ticked off, she was angry as a wet cat.

HER: I have to leave today at 3 PM

ME: Okay, you be back you think?

HER: Yes, its just a paternity case.

ME: uh ah okay, (Girl explains to me the problem) She ends up saying some quad-x-rated words about what a jerk her Dad is.

Next:

HIM: I have to go to court for my trial

ME: What trial is this about?

HIM: They think I killed my step dad

Never saw the kid again.
 
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I'll concede to seeing the humor in this like everyone else does, but at the same time, I can't help but think about that newborn out there whose prospects for having a decent life suck. :cry:
 
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i ask one of my temporary employees one time if he was interested in going full time because he was doing a good job..... his reply was "naw man i couldn't pass the drug test" lol! :D
 
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foodplot":3m1te24l said:
i ask one of my temporary employees one time if he was interested in going full time because he was doing a good job..... his reply was "naw man i couldn't pass the drug test" lol! :D


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