Funny common sense

MUP

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Today I opened my front door wide open and set my Winchester Model 94 right in the doorway. I placed 6 cartridges beside it and, noticing that the gun had no legs, set it on my mom's old wheelchair to help it get around.
I then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house.

After a couple of hours, I checked on the gun. It was still setting there in the wheelchair, right where I had left it. It hadn't rolled itself outside. It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. Well, you can imagine my surprise, what with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.

Either the media is wrong, and it's the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kill people, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

Alright, well I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat.
 

brmaster

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Great story, just goes to show ya what I have always said
Guns Dont Kill People
People Kill People
and spoons make people fat for sure as they can hold more food than a fork if used improperly
 
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