Being put to sleep

[RUGER]

Apparently being put to sleep brings out the truth.

My wife said this morning as I was being wheeled back from the OR she could hear the nurse asking me what I wanted to drink.

She meant Shasta lemon lime or cola.

Apparently they didn't have any crown and coke.
I remember nothing though so they could be making it up.

 

[Kirk]

Glad they asked what you wanted to drink. Could have been worse.

 

[Kimber45]

LOL!! Yep you have to be careful on the truth serum

 

[rabbit hunter]

Stick with that story..........They're making it up. :grin:

 

[moondawg]

 

[Andy S.]

:grin:

 

[preds1]

That's good.

 

[Cooter]

 

[TAFKAP]

Once I found out my wisdom teeth were coming out, I became instantly terrified. The ugliest dental assistant was probably about a 9 out of 10, and I was scared of what was going to come out of my mouth. I would've been fine, except the wife's best friend had taken me to the oral surgeon because Mrs. TAFKAP was prohibited from driving within a week of her c-section.

Luckily, I have a bit of restraint buried somewhere WAYYYY deep in my personality.

 

[in the dog house]

Glad your ok

 

[JeepKuntry]

First time I was under for my wisdom teeth, I cussed like a sailor. When I had my knee surgery last fall, I did ok. But when your put under, strange things happen.

 

[huntinkev]

My Dad, after the last colonoscopy he had, kept yanking his hospital gown up and grinning at the nurse, good looking nurse mind you. Of course he didn't realize what he was doing and the nurse was getting tickled too. He laughs about it now. He would have been embarrassed at his actions if he knew what he was doing.

 

[spoon]

 

[rem270]

Im very afraid of what id say under the gas!

 

[Barrett]

When I got my wisdom teeth out my girlfriend at the time (wife now) took me. She held onto my phone while I was under and on the way home I asked her if she went through my phone. Playing along she said, "yep and I found all those messages to your other girlfriend too." Apparently I didnt miss a beat and responded with "yep and she has bigger boobs than you too."

I still havent heard the end of that one.

 

[jos3ywales]

 

[Big Ben]

Can't recall saying anything while under but my wife gave all of us a good laugh once.

She raised her head and told us she shot that gorilla right between the eyes and all that bloody stuff ran down in it's face.

Few minutes later she informed us the best toothbrush is made out of a pine cone.

She don't remember any of it but I have witnesses.

 

[scn]

I don't know what I said the last time I was put under, but they were still laughing their azz off when I came to. They assured me that whatever is said in there stays in there-so it must have been bad.

 

[RUGER]

My wife and I have conflicting thoughts.
I remember he said no crown for 2-4 hours.
She remembers 24 hours.
I think I am right

 

[W.Seay]

When I was on laughing gas and the two doctors walked up I said " we'll here comes dumb and dumber" they bust out laughing!