A little chuckle for today...


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Dec 2, 2007
Pall Mall, TN and Dexter, MI
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole; we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.

"We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.

"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'

"I don't remember much after that....."

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