Got my two standard cameras, both with hot batteries. Snapping away like a loggerhead with beautiful young model. Both Cameras died. I mean, for no reason, just died. Within 30 secondsof each other, the camers just...broke.

I had to borrow a dam camera to finish up. They are both still dead. I have a call, make that three calls in to Nikon right now. I have a feeling they don't want an award winning outdoor writer writing this story.

Constipation has ruined many a good day. Not as many as stupidity, though.