What can I plant that will grow on basically a lunar type landscape of 2-3" of dust, needs no moisture whatsoever, can withstand temperatures of 105 degrees, tolerates heavy deer grazing, and matures quickly?

I'm thinking maybe Ch Ch Ch C-H-I-A.
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