Funny read. I identify with this somewhat because people are always asking me where they should go for Memphis BBQ and then they end up not following any of my advice and eating "barbecue" at chain restaurants such as Applebees etc.
That being said, I had one guy hit me up on facebook as he was coming into town for GonerFest. I gave him the straight rundown, which day to hit what, what place closes early etc, including hitting Alex's Tavern for late night ribs. He followed my advice to a "t" and left a very happy man.
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