I just made me a bag of popcorn.I'm sitting in my recliner shoveling it in as usual.Well one kernal decided to land on the arm of the chair,instead of joining the other hundred on the floor.Not even looking I reached and grabbed the kernal from under my arm,popped it in my trap,and bit down on an unfamiliar crunch.I immediately spit it out,only to see one of those nocturnal hardshell bugs severed in half.CRAP I'm going to bed.
"If you hate yourself,hate your country,and you hate your surroundings,then vote democrat and check into a mental institution."-Mark Levin