A guy is metal detecting along a Florida beach when he comes
across a lamp partially buried in the sand.
He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears
and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says,

"I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie,
"I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget
and eliminate the debt."

"You are a crafty little bas***d," said the genie..................