I know everyone has heard some crazy story in their lives that you never forget and tell others for a good laugh like it was hearing it for the first time. Whats some of yours?

I had a fellow co-worker once tell us that several years back had hernia surgery thus restricting him from lifting heavy weight. He was bow hunting and saw a doe so he placed his pin and purposely sent the arrow flying right up her butt and watched her collapse. Got down gathered his things and walked over to her and he said he lifted up on the arrow shift that was sticking out and she stood up and he walked her all the way back to the truck and popped the tail gate and lifted up on the arrow and she jumped in the bed of the truck and he then pulled the arrow out and she died perfectly in the back of the truck.

Let's hear yours.