will ask you while "drunk and crying" if you know what its like to have to walk out on your "ex husband" who is with his "ex wife", she is also an "ex wife", as already stated, lol
the most classic manly response that I could muster was "sweetie you are looking real exciting tonight, do you want to go with me to the local "7-11" and share a 12 pack and a bucket of greasy chicken"
do they teach "face slapping in the 6th grade", just asking
"Don't piss down my back and tell me its rain", Fletcher, Outlaw Josey Wales
Living somewhere between this world and the other, Legends of the Fall