Mrs. TAFKAP and I will be in the DFW area next month. Neither of us have ever been, and have absolutely no idea what there is to do.

1) I despise the Dallas Cowgirls, so no interest in seeing the Jerry Jones Mahal
2) Cowboy Hall of Fame type stuff doesn't interest either of us
3) I'd love to go to Six Flags, but momma's it wouldn't be much fun (for her ;\) )

Any ideas?
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